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What kind of plant is Buddha snail bodhi?

Name of Wan Wen: Buddha snail bodhi

Chinese name: Australian sandalwood, with dense flowers

English name: Santalum acuminatum

Common name of Australian dialect: Dong Quan.

Special note: Dong Quan is not a proper name, but a generic name. * * * There are 25 different kinds of plants in Dongquan, including Elaeagnus 18 species, and 3 species of Santalaceae. Vajrayana Bodhi, which is widely known in China, is called Blue Spring Cave in Australia. Therefore, according to Dong Quan's statement, Baidu Encyclopedia directly transliterates Buddha snail Bodhi as "box file". Many people are misled, taking mistakes as right and passing them on. There is no tree called "frame file" on the earth! Buddha bodhi is the core of Australian sandalwood tree, with dense flowers. As early as 2003, in the first monograph on sandalwood introduction written by Professor Li Yinglan from South China Institute of Botany, China Academy of Sciences, the mother tree of Buddha snail Bodhi-Camptotheca acuminata had the corresponding Chinese name: Australian sandalwood. And among the 16 kinds of sandalwood recognized by experts and scholars all over the world, Indian sandalwood ranks first and Indian sandalwood ranks second. "Research on Sandalwood Introduction" is very professional, and all the introduction, research and writings about Sandalwood in China are quoted as reference.

Australian sandalwood, the mother tree of Buddha's snail bodhi, has a botanical history dating back to Eocene 45 million years ago and has been growing in Gondwana since the origin of human ancestors. At that time, today's Australia and Antarctica were still integrated and called Gondwana. Therefore, as the core and seed of Australian sandalwood, Buddha snail bodhi is a veritable "living fossil of plants".

The entry of Buddha snail bodhi in Baidu Encyclopedia is a black net manuscript written by King Kong businessmen to suppress and discredit Buddha snail bodhi, fabricate facts and mislead the public. They all used fake distribution maps. The yield of Buddha snail bodhi is not large, on the contrary, it is the smallest among the known bodhi varieties. Although it is planted artificially, it is difficult to increase the yield due to drought and technical management level. Artificial domestication has admitted failure. That is to say, Buddha-snail Bodhi, no matter how popular it is, will not be flooded like Wan Wen Walnut, King Kong Bodhi, Cheng Yan Bodhi and Xingyue Bodhi. Those who say that the output of Buddha snail bodhi is large and how bad it is are all villains with ulterior motives, which is not worth mentioning. In addition, the seeds with knife marks are not recognized as Buddha snail bodhi in the industry! Beware of those merchants who beautify the seeds of knife marks and say that Buddha, snail and bodhi all have knife marks and the plates are gone! (Many unscrupulous media deliberately confuse Buddha snail bodhi with knife mark seeds in order to achieve the goal of discrediting Buddha snail bodhi. In the process of those profiteers deceiving the public by shoddy goods and creating rumors of the collapse of Buddha, snail and bodhi, the seeds of knife marks played a vital role. )