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How was the leader killed by lightning?

? "Martial Arts", starring Sima Ping and Donnie Yen, tells a story that happened on the border of Yunnan in 19 17. At that time, the Republic of China had just been established, and Cai E had not yet started the uprising. Tang Long, a 72-year-old former gangster, got tired of vendetta and fled here. He became Liu Jinxi, married his wife (Tang Wei) and gave birth to a son. Unfortunately, two robbers came one day and were killed by Liu Jinxi when they committed the crime, which alarmed the government. Your official Xu Baijiu (Takeshi Kaneshiro) suspected Liu Jinxi's identity and wanted to find out, but he didn't want to, but it reached the ears of the 72-year-old demon master who had been looking for him for 10 years. Finally, the martial arts master (Wang Yu) with superior martial arts got into a big fight on a rainy night, and his arm was broken. It seems that both Tang Jia and Xu Baijiu will be killed by the master. It is said that this Liu Jinxi later joined Cai E's escort agency, and later went up the mountain as a bandit, and then there was the movie "Let the Bullets Fly". In martial arts and kung fu movies, the most powerful player who finally appeared could not be extinguished and was finally killed by lightning, which may be the first in the history of movies. Of course, the old leader was hacked to death, and there were reasons in the movie. First he was stabbed under his feet by Xu Liquor, and then he was stabbed three times behind his neck, like a lightning needle was set up. I don't want to be a thunder by clicking in the dark. One practice can last for decades. The best player was not killed, but was killed by lightning, 20 1 1 the biggest joke. In fact, Chen Kexin has put a lot of effort into directing this "martial arts", with good movements, good photography and good artistic conception. Even in the first half, the stories are one after another. On the one hand, it is the mystery of Tang Long's identity, on the other hand, it is Xu's kung fu science map full of liquor (alas, this is really creative, and it is said that it is borrowed from the American TV series "Dr. House" and so on). It's 3D. Why must the old leader of the seventy-two dungeons get rid of his adopted son Tang Long? This is actually a question that director Chen Kexin can't answer, or it's because the mysterious and lofty shelf opened in the first half of the film is too big, and in the end it just takes the route of personal enmity, which is different from the action drama of the hero's dedication to the revolution and serving the country and the people in the last paragraph of bodyguards and assassins. The old teacher mainly gets rid of his adopted son, but in fact he is just a leader who exercises family rules on his family. Therefore, martial arts is for this section. Simply turn this old guy played by Wang Yu into a heinous spectre and the underworld ―― you can't find any realistic shadow from this mortal world. It can be said that this person was created by a screenwriter, and its sudden appearance broke all the lofty and mysterious rationality created by the previous work, just like in a story that is completely human and runs through human feelings, a ghost suddenly added, and the ghost came, the person dispersed, and the story ended with half a person. In fact, this ending has been gestating since "Martial Arts". Although it seems reasonable to promote the plot according to Liu Jinxi's identity and Xu Baijiu's investigation, it is obvious that the creator used the plot and montage too hard, which increased the suspense and sacrificed the rationality, forcing the plot logic to get narrower and narrower, and could only introduce an old hierarch who was half man and half ghost to solve all contradictions. More unfortunately, the old leader was transformed into a more extreme figure with extremely high kung fu and ruthless means. This is of course for the good-looking plot, but the good-looking is temporary. The deputy's story logic and extreme character logic cannot provide a more open or even calmer ending for the film, that is to say, if the story logic and character logic given in the film are followed, the Tang Long family and Xu Baijiu will only die alive at the hands of the old leader. Therefore. Finally. Have to. There's really no way. Chose such a wicked way. Let a thunderbolt arm of the old mage kill an extremely powerful martial arts master. Although the "principle" that the old leader was killed by lightning in mid-air barely makes sense, because he stepped on a steel needle and stuck a steel needle in his head, it is meaningless and unreasonable to deal with this maddening ending, which can also prove that the creator is really unable to control the plot and has to give it a metaphysical curse. That's hilarious.