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Tell me about your boyfriend's desire to survive.

How do boyfriends nowadays learn so many routines? Take me for example. Every time I get angry, he will say, Oh, I'm so happy. Girlfriend is so cute when she is angry. If I stare at him, he will say that my eyes are beautiful. Oh, where did I get my luck in my last life? Find such a beautiful girlfriend. I was angry at first, but I laughed it off. Well, you can say that you have a strong desire to survive.

There are also boyfriends of major netizens who have a strong desire to survive. For example, a netizen said, "That's very kind of your girlfriend. I'll give you time to explain. Are there any like-minded people? Your girlfriend got angry after you deliberately said that sentence, and there was no chance to create romance for you? " "Call me 1 1 last night and hung up the phone. I called him for the second time and said that I had gone out for a drink with my friends again, so I didn't answer it, for fear of being scolded by my girlfriend. After answering the phone for the third time, he immediately took me back to eat delicious food. "

Nowadays, boys have a strong desire to survive, care too much about each other and are afraid of losing each other, so they feel one-sided. Girls with zero IQ in love usually have only one IQ! In love, boys' IQ is absolutely high. Boys may be confused all their lives, but they are absolutely rational in love. In love, girls' IQ is absolutely low. Girls may be rational all their lives, but they are absolutely confused in love.

Sometimes boyfriends' strong desire for survival will make us girls laugh, and we have to admire their fast-moving brains, which can save the day. Girls are really cute creatures. What can I do but be soft-hearted and hard-spoken? I can get by, but I can't leave That's it. I hope it's adopted.