What is the joke of ugly people?

Dressed as an 80-year-old woman in the countryside, with a big white face full of light, she came to you with confidence that she would not be constipated if she went to the toilet twice a day. You want to walk away, but he is standing in front of you. You ask timidly: What do you want? He smiled and said, I want to be friends with you!

Wonderful flowers with the above shortcomings may not be particularly common in life, but some things in some people really don't just make us feel sick. Obviously you showed disgust, but he just thought it was your approval. Today, let's take stock of those disgusting affections in life.

First, I am ugly and take selfies every day.

In the current mobile phone, the pixels of the front camera are pressed to the back, in order to facilitate people who love beauty or boast to take selfies. Beautiful people send back selfies every three to five, which exists among my friends. Watching is a kind of enjoyment, which can improve my life quality. But ah, what does it mean for someone who looks at you and automatically evades without thinking about my eyes, taking selfies every day? Who do you want to disgust or who do you want to disgust! Of course, everyone loves beauty, and it's not your fault to send a circle of friends, but can you please learn from the goddess around you and then draw the picture P?

It's not that anyone who looks bad should be rejected. There is a saying that a pig gives birth to nine children or even ten mothers. It's a bit vulgar, but it's true. Originally, there are no two people who look exactly alike in the world, and it is impossible for everyone to treat them like Ye Fan and the baby. More people give us the feeling that they have no feelings. When you are walking on the road, no one comes to talk to you or add you to WeChat except the person who wants to ask for directions. Don't you know what this means?

The truth is that your looks can't give you extra points, so the best way is to keep a low profile!

Second, Xiao Bai pretends to know everything.

Hey, do you know what to do?

Well, this is very simple. You just need to know about XX, and then read the knowledge about XX in that book, and then come back and ponder it carefully. Actually, I understood this question before, but now I almost forgot it. ........

I just want to ask the solution to this problem briefly. I don't know. At first, you said you didn't know. I listened to you carefully for half an hour, and finally you told me that I was not sure. Can I say thank you properly? Without Jin Gangzuan, don't make porcelain. I respect you and ask you. I think it doesn't matter if you say you don't know, but why do you talk nonsense for a long time and make me look stupid?

Obviously, you talked with others in full swing, and you analyzed the problem clearly, but someone came in and said that you were wrong. The correct way should be like this, and then you take your thoughts to a distance of 108 thousand miles, go around a whole circle and return to the original point or collapse halfway. Really, in fact, if you don't talk, no one will think you are dumb. If you listen quietly, maybe you can hear something. You know nothing, but you must lead the way. Where can I finally go?

We don't understand, so don't pretend, okay? Be modest and learn more from the true God!

Third, live in your own world forever.

You are as busy as a bee and have a lot of things to do, but she keeps nagging in your ear: Hey, I felt like a ghost outside the window last night, which scared me to sleep. Hey, I was late again this morning. Yesterday, I was supposed to go to the movies with XX, but somehow she dumped me again. What a pity! I'm telling you, there's another hot pot restaurant downstairs. Shall we try it tonight? You smiled at him politely, but she didn't seem to know that you didn't like her very much.

On the bus, you really want to take a nap, but there are always two people talking like loudspeakers, or saying "I miss you, baby, I love you" on the other end of the phone for a while, as if to announce to the world that someone finally wants her. You finally entered a library and wanted to read quietly for a while, but the two people on the opposite side kissed their faces and touched their hands for a while, as if there was no one on the opposite side. Go to the cinema to see a movie. Where you obviously feel very affectionate, there is always someone smiling in front of you.

Sao nian, I hope you can still recognize four words: empathy! Don't think that you are the only one in the world. I still stare at you with two big eyes. Next time, please, please, think about me. Thank you!

Fourth, be serious and accomplish nothing.

Far away, I saw those murderous eyes looking straight ahead and closed them. It was the big unsmiling face that I was afraid of when I looked at it. You played a joke on him. He said you were insulting him. You told him a joke. He said that your IQ was not up to standard, and finally we had dinner together. He said that he had other things to do, and asked him to sing a song in KTV to relax. He said I wouldn't go to that place. In any case, he gives you the impression that he is serious, but after careful investigation, he has accomplished nothing.

No, I'm young. Why the long face all day? Who owes you a lot of money, or who has offended you? Oh, by the way, in your opinion, we are all disobedient bad children and bad youths in society, and you are your mother's good baby!

No one likes to be separated from everyone and make a person look lofty!

Even if you don't look good, someone will really treat you as a friend. But if you can't show yourself well and learn to get along with others, you will really be abandoned by everyone.

The most important thing is to learn self-reflection and self-salvation before touching the bottom line of others, to lose the parts that others don't like, and to complete self-cultivation and promotion.

But for those who are ugly and steep, they can only say that you deserve to have no friends!

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