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Excerpts from the boy's love story
1, "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "It's not good for me." 2. "I think I am selfish." "Where is selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other boys any chance." 3. "Let's make a bet that if you lose, you will be my male ticket." "What bet?" "I am shorter than you!" 4. "May I kiss you?" "No" "What did I just tell you?" "May I kiss you?" "Well, yes." 5. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time!" 6. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "For so many days, you know, every time I see something good, I want to give it to you." 7. "How long have you been single?" "From birth to the present." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting." 8. "Why hasn't my order come yet?" "What is it?" "Our future." 9. "I couldn't pass the security check at the airport recently." "Why?" "Because they found that I still have you in my heart." 10, "You dropped something." "Ah, what is it?" "You held out your hand and you put me down." Excerpted from the love story of boys 2 1. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome? I hope I can experience love with you in my life. As long as I am with you, I feel beautiful at any time. I will tell you a long story. To make a long story short, I miss you! If possible, sir, I want to become the spring breeze in March, put on a little peach blossom fragrance, and then suddenly jump into your arms. Please put aside what you are doing first, and let's talk about a life-long event. 6. Get drunk with Jun for the rest of your life, and be in a good mood. 7. My little tadpole is looking for his mother tonight. Can you help him? 8. Every time you meet a landscape, taste a delicious food and hear a joke, you will think, if only you were here. 9. Everything in my heart is moving for you. All the tenderness in Wan Li's eyes is for you. 10, every time you ignore me, I think you are trying to make money. You should take good care of me in the future, right? 1 1. I want to write poems for you, paint for you, play for you, give you a hug and tie you up for life. 12, in fact, I don't quite understand many truths in the world, but as long as you are here, even if time is corrupt, nothing is too bad. 13. If there is only one couple in the world, it must be the two of us. 14, I am a stubborn person. I never want to move my principles, but after you came, my principles became you. 15, I finally understand why I feel dizzy when I see you. It's love, love makes people dizzy! 16, if there is a voice in missing, then you should feel my missing for you, and you can feel the weight of missing. 17, I hope that person can accompany you to watch this long stream of water, I hope that person can be gentle with your years, I hope that person can make you look naive forever, and I hope that person is me. 18, you can eat snacks at will. If you are fat, we will exercise together to lose weight. 19, your sweet words can only be said to me, and you can only let me accompany you for a lifetime! 20. I write the first half of my life on paper and the second half in your life. When I get old, I just want to hold your hand and walk through my morning and evening.
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