What humorous sentences are there to accompany children to do their homework?

The humorous sentences accompanying Eva with her homework are as follows:

1, don't talk about doing homework, my mother is kind and filial, even hugging. When it comes to doing homework, chickens fly and dogs jump and scream again and again.

2. How bold people are, how late homework is delayed, school ends at 3: 30, and writing begins at 9: 30. It's almost ten o'clock, and I'm still writing my name in my notebook. After I finished writing, I wiped it. My notebook was full of scratches and I was still practicing my signature there.

3. The first stage: pedagogy, educational psychology and teachers' regulations. The second stage: don't be angry, Buddhist scriptures, Laozi, ideology and politics, on protracted war. The third stage: prevention and treatment of heart disease, hypertension and hypotension, self-recovery of obsessive-compulsive disorder and psychiatry. The fourth stage: alive.

In the case of adrenal gland surge, the old mother has worked hard to accompany her children to do homework.

Is it Du Jie who helps the children with their homework? This is not Du Jie, it is fatal, and it is really not an ordinary eye-opener.

I wish I had three heads and six arms. One plays with my children and the other does their homework. After all, I can't bear it alone.

7. I have to accompany my children to do homework at an early age. Listen, I'm angry!

8. This morning in spring, I woke up easily. My homework is like a bird. How much does the teacher know about catching up on my homework at night?

9. Adults have a kind of collapse, that is, accompanying their babies to do homework. In a second, their mother became a stepmother, and they were crazy. In a few minutes, the lions roared. They were angry, collapsed and driven crazy.