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Funny and shocking phrases, I wish all the lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years.
1 If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago
2 Hello! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you...
3 If there are too many liars, there are obviously not enough fools. If you have too much money, you obviously won’t use it. .
4 Don’t speak Mandarin to me, I don’t understand Mandarin.
5 After watching so many episodes of Pleasant Goat, I have never seen Big Big Wolf eating a sheep. I can only say that you, the director, are very hurtful.
6 The picture was made with great difficulty Why can’t I find it here?
7 How did you feel when the loser said his heartfelt blessings to you two?
8 I have to have a good rest during the day, because at night I Want to sleep...
9 Do you think I will watch you die? Absolutely not, I will close my eyes
10 There was an uncle at KFC who said he had eaten enough, so I patted his shoulder in a friendly manner and said, uncle, I hope you have eaten enough
11 Hello! I said to this lady, when I take off your clothes, can you stretch your arms and lift your legs...
12 The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, but I am in Telecom, you In Netcom
13 I was not very good at studying when I was a junior student because I took a shower every day and washed away everything I learned.
14. The best friend is always the wallet. When he loses weight, we feel extremely sad. . .
15. Drunken and ecstatic, if you take down my sister, you will be a god.
16 If handsome people can be eaten, then I can feed 1.3 billion people.
17 Bus squeeze is a comprehensive exercise that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
18 The divorce office was bombed by me because I'm afraid you'll divorce me.
19 After watching New Pearl, I found that many people around me are invincible little swallows, right?
20 Once upon a time, there was a little cucumber who thought the acne on her face was too big. If it's too much, I'll cut it into slices and apply it on my face.
21 I've been in a bad mood these days. The whole world is annoying. Only you are annoying as hell.
22 Could it be that you are the legendary victorious general in the invincible fairy tale series?
23 I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters
p>24 In the past, ladies were king, but now, I tell you, no, mistress is king.
25 The fortune teller said that I will spend half my life in the army and travel half my life, and I will meet Feng. and the two nobles named Chu...
26 The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl told us that our closest lovers tonight will be separated tomorrow morning
27 Yoho, when I see you, I will Save the tickets for the zoo
28 Even if the sky falls, there will still be tall people holding it up.
29 One day you left, I cried, and I left my tears of happiness. Super personalized mood phrases to wish all the lovers in the world, half-fathers and half-mothers
Super personal mood phrases to wish all the lovers and half-mothers in the world
1. You have never fallen out of love even once. You know how mean you are!
2. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun.
3. When I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "What next", and a classmate chatted with it all afternoon.
4. Edison once went out with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.
5. If you have never fallen out of love once, you don’t even know how cheap you are!
6. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don’t love me as a grandson at all.
7. When I was young, I played hard, but now I play hard.
8. Nowadays, you have to queue up to jump in line.
9. I wish there are lovers in the world who share the same father and mother.
10. The sample looks quite ambiguous, but the figure is a bit decadent.
11. You are putting bricks on the toilet and you are raising yourself too high.
12. A gentleman is magnanimous, while a villain does his homework. The business girl didn't know the hatred for the country's subjugation, so she did her homework all day long.
13. Your words can bring out all my emotions.
14. A close friend is a close tacit understanding, and a close friend is a perfect deep friendship.
15. Are you in such a state now, unable to see the future clearly and unable to go back to the past?
16. I have a desire to lose weight! ! However, there is another foodie mouth!
17. When you are bored, chase after farts.
18. Life rounds us so that we can roll further.
19. The attraction of a man’s meticulousness is second only to that of a woman’s nakedness.
20. Those who don’t like me are lucky enough to be able to trouble your heart. I feel really comfortable.
21. The early bird may not catch the worm, but the overnight bird may get there first.
22. True trust is when you say: I fart that doesn’t stink, and she will never cover her nose.
23. Even if you die, you will leave a widow in this world.
24. I once passed by a person, sparks flew and almost touched bricks.
25. The feeling I feel when reviewing now is: a big wave of zombies is about to come but I haven’t even planted sunflowers yet...
26. Why don’t coffee ribbons float when I eat Dove? Coming and going? Why do I never see big chunks of beef when eating Master Kong?
27. I have been so busy these days that my hair started to fall out. My friend comforted me and said it was the change of seasons, but I always felt that production might be discontinued.
28. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun.
29. The child wanted to buy a toy airplane with a piece of money. The waiter said: Your money is fake. The child said: Is your plane real?
30. The so-called strength is just pretending to yourself. I wish all the lovers in the world a happy marriage.
I wish all the lovers in the world a happy marriage.
1. At this time every day, you will see loud noises on the street. Couples who are arguing suddenly seem to have lost sight of it. They are also a little sad. Love is hurt. We can only bear it silently. We just hope to be more tolerant and understanding. When we quarrel, think more about why we are together in the first place. I wish lovers will get married eventually. Cherish the singles who are together and find the one you belong to in the future as soon as possible.
2. Today I am a sweet useless dog. I wish everyone who comes to my homepage can have a happy marriage.
3. May you have a bright future, may your lover eventually get married, may you be happy in this world, may you become what you like. I hope I can find my original self as soon as possible and forget the pain of flying into a flame.
4. Stomach pain is as painful as a needle stick and makes you unable to sleep. However, the most touching sentence I heard today was (no matter the past, present or future, no matter if I marry a wife and have children, no matter what happens to me in the future, as long as she needs me, I will never hesitate and I have no hesitation), which witnessed the deepest love and perseverance of the person who said this sentence. I sincerely hope they end up together. May all lovers in the world get married eventually.
5. I didn’t watch the men’s singles final between Zhang Jike and Ma Long. After all, the palms and backs of my hands are all meat. I selfishly hope that Malone can win a Grand Slam. Now I realize that it doesn’t matter what championship or Grand Slam they have. They are in love. It would be nice if people finally get married.
6. Unfeeling is the only way to get happiness. I wish all lovers in the world will eventually get married.
7. There are so many beautiful things in this world that are worth feeling for ourselves. From tomorrow on, I will write to every relative and tell them my happiness. What the happy lightning told me, I will tell everyone. A person gives every river and every mountain a warm name. Stranger, I also wish you well. May you have a bright future. May you be married with a lover. May you be happy in the world. I only want to face the sea and the warmth of spring. bloom.
8. I wish that all the love poems written by cowards have a distant future. It is not difficult for lovers in the world to finally get married, but those goodbyes after missing each other really last a long time.
9. From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses, chop firewood, and travel around the world. From tomorrow on, care about food and vegetables. I have a house, facing the sea, and spring flowers bloom for every river. A mountain is given a warm name, stranger, and I wish you the best. May you have a bright future. May your lover eventually get married. May you be happy in this world. I just want to face the sea and the spring flowers will bloom.
10. The disillusionment of the American dream, I feel that history is always repeated, and it is a joy to see lovers finally get married.
11. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and you could only love one person in your life. Nowadays, the lights are brightly lit and can be heard thousands of miles away, and they can be heard in several hearts in a hundred years. With emotion, I hope that lovers will eventually get married, and those who get married will be in love forever.
12. In fact, I don’t accept Lalang without any description of emotions. I quite like lovers who eventually get married.
13. I wish lovers will eventually get married, there is always someone waiting to meet you around the corner!
14. At the beginning, try every means to spend more time with the other person. If you say a few more words, you will feel full of happiness. It turns into fighting whenever they disagree, and finally regrets it when they lose. Why bother? Let’s wish all the lovers in the world get married eventually! ! ! Then I left alone.
15. I wish all lovers in the world will eventually get married. I will welcome the wind and enjoy the fragrance. I will take advantage of my years to brew wine with my sword, express my loneliness, nourish my spirit, and be happy and carefree.
16. I downloaded a TV series and was saddened by the plot. I really envy the author for being merciful in his writing and allowing lovers to finally get married, but I hope the last few levels will be as I imagined.
17. May your lover eventually get married, and may you find happiness in this world. I just want to face the sea with spring flowers blooming.
18. I was having dinner with a friend and saw him and her passing by. I chased her for a long distance and suddenly felt relieved. When my friend asked me what was wrong, I smiled and said it was nothing. Only when people are free and easy can they live a free and easy life. I wish lovers will eventually get married, and I wish you, you, me and him happiness.
19. I saw the news before that a Chinese couple, their daughter and her boyfriend were attacked by terrorists in Germany, but the two men were seriously injured and the woman was less seriously injured. I was wondering if she was in danger at that time. At that time, two men protected the woman, the husband protected his wife, and the boyfriend protected his girlfriend. If that is the case, it is touching. Although it has been a long time now, I hope they will recover soon and the lovers will finally get married.
20. The word love has been a dilemma since ancient times. Life and death are yin and yang separated by deep love and shallow love. I pray hard in front of the Buddha. Even if it takes thousands of years to look back, the overlord of Western Chu refuses to cross the Yangtze River. Yu Ji So he burned himself in Jiangdong and stayed in the immortal Baizi's paintings. The ancient demons, gods, flowers and thousands of bones in the pond have been heartless. Since ancient times, lovers have finally gotten married, but they don't know whether they will be able to see each other day and night in the coming year.
21. Quietness is the shengxiao of parting, silence is the Cambridge tonight. No matter how many times you watch the story, the TV series is still touching. The lively and cheerful you, the silent and unhappy you hope that lovers will eventually get married.
22. It is not just a long-distance relationship. Giving each other enough trust, security, and peace of mind is the key to being together in the end. I hope lovers will eventually get married. Couples are also a part of life, and they will thrive only if they take the time to cultivate them carefully. Just like a sapling needs watering and careful pruning.
23. A certain woman’s favorite: she loves autumn the most, drinks sour plum soup the most, loves Bali the most, listens to the Butterfly Lovers the most, likes the colors of black, white and red the most, likes growing flowers such as orchid the most, and most Unforgivable mistakes and broken promises, my favorite cheerful personality, my favorite dress that is both loose and tight, long and short, my favorite job as the first violinist, my biggest wish that lovers will eventually get married, my favorite book Les Miserables, my favorite idol Tong Liya , my favorite sentence is I love you, you must be vigilant.
24. After watching "Lu Yao Knows Ma Li", I burst into tears. Is it difficult to say I love you? Is it difficult to wait for me to love you? An unforgettable wedding, an unforgettable football match, and the most unforgettable moment when Lu Yao cried was so heartbreaking. It will be fine, it will be fine. The story will have a happy ending at the end. I wish the lovers will finally get married.
Twenty-five, maybe because I am getting older, I have been moved to tears many times when I saw other people getting married. May all lovers in the world get married eventually.
26. The people you should meet will meet by chance even if you go to the ends of the world. People who will be together will eventually be together. May all lovers in the world finally get married and meet happiness unexpectedly.
27. Love will fade and expire, and time will always blow away everything. You don't know how long the person who loves you can love you, and you don't know if he will fall in love with another girl tomorrow. In this world, what does not change is time, but what changes is feelings. May lovers eventually get married, live happily and cherish them.
28. People who are destined to be together will still come back to each other no matter how long they go around. As long as the ending is a comedy, it doesn't matter if the process makes me cry. Happiness can come slower, as long as it is true, and if we can be together in the end, it really doesn't matter if it is later. Lovers will eventually get married.
29. Sometimes there is no response after giving sincerely, so leave as soon as possible. No one is a fool. It is a simple truth and you don’t need to talk earnestly all day long. Those who know how to cherish you will naturally protect you, love you and cherish you. Sometimes I think it’s just that our nature is hard to change, but it’s actually a moral flaw. May you lovers eventually get married.
Thirty. You don’t love the person who likes you. You will rely on those who don't love you. Life is full of twists and turns, it’s not easy to meet someone you like! I hope that all lovers in the world will eventually get married.
31. With the development of society, human beings' concept of love is becoming more and more modern. The pure love of the liberation era is becoming less and less, and is replaced by a tool of money trading. Many people have forgotten that the innocence of the past is the beginning of happiness and the source of memories. They also don’t understand that any purposeful love will eventually go wrong! Only by not forgetting your original intention can you achieve success. I hope all lovers in the world will eventually get married.
32. After my own feelings, I really don’t want to see love become a victim of reality. I have persuaded the pair of friends until now, and finally hope that the lovers will eventually get married.
Thirty-three, in fact, if you haven’t met. This is my three lifetime blessings. Nowadays, various fates dictate. What about luck or misfortune? . I wish those who love me good health and safety, and may my lovers eventually get married! !
Thirty-four, how much love is ruined in the household registration book. Don’t use your account book when you get married, and change your prenuptial property agreement. As marriage becomes easier, the divorce rate will naturally decrease. Divorce has become easier, and the marriage rate has naturally increased. Let marriage be free from the entanglement of property and return to pure love. In the end, I just hope that every couple who gets married does so for love. This is when true lovers finally get married. Rather than lovers eventually becoming brothers and sisters.
Thirty-five, I hope that lovers will eventually get married, and I hope that I will have a happy life in the future, not to work for money, not to be trapped by love.
Thirty-six. I sincerely wish that all lovers in the world will eventually get married! I wish all lovers in the world can get married! People, please remember: love must not involve interests! It is extremely important to find someone who truly loves you! I wish every family happiness, harmony and beauty!
Thirty-seven, I really envy the people who are destined to be together. Who can be married in the end? The charmer in white will be really happy for the rest of his life.
Thirty-eight, I always say how good it is to be single, but you are an enviable couple. You are the best love I have ever seen in my school days. Be happy, Baby Huang. No matter what, I still have love for that sentence. People eventually get married.
Thirty-nine. The divorce incident between Wang Baoqiang and Ma Rong shocked the entertainment industry. The father-in-law is right, and the mother-in-law is right. We don’t know what the truth is, but it tells us a truth. Only when you find someone who is worthy of you and who is worthy of you will you be happy! Cherish the people in front of you and wish all lovers in the world to get married eventually! Valentine's Day without a Lover 2021
1. Valentine's Day is here, would you consider continuing to be a dog, or would you like to be my boyfriend?
2. Valentine's Day is coming soon. The whole world exudes the sour smell of love, but I exude the fragrance of being single.
3. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone, I’m afraid of spending it with someone else with the person I like.
4. On Valentine's Day, I suggest that you don't show off your gifts. Instead, you can show off your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style, or there may be popular ones.
5. If you are embarrassed to confess your love on Valentine's Day, it's okay. You can send me a red envelope.
6. Don’t say Happy Valentine’s Day to me on Valentine’s Day, unless you want to spend it with me.
7. A girl just said she liked me, but I deleted her immediately. Damn, you want to trick me into giving me a Valentine’s Day gift!
8. On Valentine's Day last year, four bachelors had hot pot together. I vowed that I would break away from them next year. But I did, and now I am the only bachelor left.
9. The other person rejected your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.
10. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.
11. If a dog lives to your age, it will be dead. You should be a single turtle.
12. As a single dog, static electricity only bothers me in winter.
13. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free but have no destination. This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined manner
14. Singles should not go out in winter. Oh, if you fall down, it will turn into crushed ice!
15. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.
16. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.
17. If you ask what Valentine’s Day is in the world, you will be told to torture singles to death.
18. Don’t always be single. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.
19. I finally know the reason why I am single. I don’t know whether the person I like likes me or not.
20. First couplet: I was a bachelor last year, I am a bachelor this year, and it seems I will still be a bachelor next year. Second line: Colleagues have their own ideas, classmates have their own ideas, everyone of the same age seems to have their own ideas. Hengpi: I am single.
21. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.
22. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.
23. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of couples, and you are the only single one.
24. In such a cold weather, a single dog may become a barking dog.
25. Single boys are called singles. Is there any way to describe single girls? A single young man replied: Goubuli.
26. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch others show off your affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.
27. I will teach you the most effective way to get out of being single and become my wife.
28. It’s not easy to be the younger brother of a single guy. You have to be both a younger brother and an older brother. When necessary, you have to be your boyfriend. Of course, most of the time, you’re still a grandson.
29. There is a kind of boyfriend called other people’s boyfriend, and there is a kind of Valentine’s Day called other people’s Valentine’s Day.
30. Don’t ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!
31. If you are still single on Valentine's Day, don't worry, God is looking at you and saying: I want to save someone special for this girl.
32. Do you know why you are still single now? It’s because your vision is in place but your strength has not kept up.
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