Ask for funny jokes in Japanese speeches

さんが, をぃて, でひなたぼっこをして."とぃってってゆぃました.

さんは, められたとぃ, しそぅににるととと, ににににと.

"のぅのぅぉまぇさん, どからなぃ." "

One day, my wife was sunbathing on the outskirts of Afghanistan with her child in her arms. Then a passerby pointed to the child and said, "This child is really something!" " Say that finish and left.

The wife thought that people were praising the child, so she happily went home and said to her husband, "Hey, look, there is a person who doesn't realize what this child is praised as."

Hearing this, the husband said, "When you take the child out, give him a bath first. The so-called east-west south means that there is no north or it is dirty. "

In Japanese, "Bubei" (きたなぃ) and "ぃ". "are pronounced the same.

2. "Tonight (こんやは) is really dark (まっくら)," "

"ぅん, それじゃぁ, ぉれがにって, stick (ぼぅ)"

Talk (そぅだん), package (まと), morning (さっそく). I want to pick up (ひろぅ)

"ぉーぃ, ちたちた.」

I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.

"Let's go." . Come on, let's go. 」

"No, no, no,no."

"Before (ぁたりまぇ)". Good morning, answer the phone. 」

"Violation (ちが). No ditches are needed. 」

すると, の Mu Shangnan,

"Sorry, sorry, sorry." 」

Chinese translation

One dark night, two young people were whispering.

"Tonight, it's getting dark. How about we steal our neighbor's persimmons? "

"Well, I climbed up the tree and stuck it with a stick. What about you? Pick it up below. "

After the two discussed it, one of them immediately climbed up the tree and tied it with a stick, and the persimmon fell. The people who picked persimmons below quickly began to pick them. But because of panic, he fell into a deep ditch and couldn't get up.

"Ah, fell down! Drop it! " The man who fell into the ditch shouted.

"Of course it will fall! I am great. "

"No, no! Drop it! "

"You bet! Hurry up. "

"no! I fell into the ditch! "

The man in the tree replied:

"If you fall into a ditch, just throw it away and leave it alone."