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Gregorian date of birth: 1973 February 19 02: 43.

Lunar Date of Birth:117th day of the first month of 973.

Solar terms of this month: beginning of spring: 04: 07:04.

Gas: rain: 19 03:0 1

Ten gods: the official owl is injured every day

Dry production: decyl propanol

Ugly Yin is Ugliness —— Nian Sky: Mao Yinri Sky: Noon

Tibetan dry: octyl, decyl, propyl, pentyl, pentyl, octyl and decyl.

Tibetan god: officials are more injured than robbed owls.

Prosperity and Decline: Erecting a Long Tomb

Yin Na: The earth thundered on the house of Daxi River in Sangzhemu.

Master started the Universiade at the age of 4, 1 1 month and 8 days, and delivered on1February 25th of each delivery year.

Universiade:

Ten gods: the ratio of official killing money and injuring robbery

Age: 04 14 24 34 44 54 64 74

Main branch: decyl octyl heptyl pentyl butyl propyl

Ugly, it's not noon yet.

Fate analysis: the core historical site of life belongs to cattle, and Sangzhe is dead. Offset.

On the third day, the place where the director was born-Gansheng Yinyue, was prosperous. In silver moon, it is not allowed to give an order that an official is injured in a dry day. Although the earthly branches are strong, the wood is flourishing and the soil is empty. The sky is dry and partial, and it is prosperous in silver moon. The heavenly stems are revealed by the government, which makes you flinch. The earthly branches have no strong foundation, and there is nothing the government can do.

Fire C is the fire of the sun, and it likes water for use. Blonde water source is the western god.

Comment on personality: (People are always happy when they are satisfied with things, and always self-satisfied when they want nothing. )

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2, be willing to use for the official, be smart and knowledgeable, act with dignity, be careful and dense, be simple and diligent. (key)

3, biased taboo, smart but lack of lasting endurance, so half-hearted, like to take shortcuts, like to learn more but rarely proficient. Small measure, egoism, often overestimate themselves, get along with others and feel out of place. If we can reflect on these shortcomings and give full play to the special unrestrained talents endowed by God, we may make great achievements in the journey of life.

4. Sitting in the library, I will be unhappy and unhappy all my life. Even if I have money, I can't help being lonely. Usually, you are unreasonable and slow. (key)

5, the weather is dry or awkward, and at the same time it is not dry or awkward, just drink it.

6. Underground branches shelter evil people, harm officials and harm officials, and implement laws and policies, which are both strong and weak.

7, the underground branch hides the god of food, loves to comment on others behind their backs, tells other people's secrets, and prevents them from being leaked because of careless communication.

8, the sun is a fire, impatient, heavy performance, like to argue, more impulsive, speak fast, inconsiderate, and have strong self-esteem.

9, the day is a fire, and there are many people. I'm quick-tempered, quick-witted and a little naive. Everything can't be kept secret. My actions are not very stable. If I can meet the fate of chenchen, I can be well influenced. (key)

10, hurting the official heart. Advantages: strong understanding, lofty ideals, and pursuit of a perfect life. Dictatorship and stubbornness. Strong self-confidence, high morale, strong learning ability, easy to become a hero. The injured official is in danger. If you don't learn more, you will look handsome if you can do more. In the cause of freedom, precision technology and performing arts, it is easy to achieve special success, and you can also stand in front of the stage or engage in eloquence. Disadvantages: extensive understanding and interest, erudite but not refined. It is easy to rely on talents and be arrogant, do not like the constraints of secular etiquette, and behave willfully and perversely. In order to achieve their goals, they even hurt the public with their private interests, and they did not know it. No matter how much money the original bureau has, it will be insatiable. Nostalgia is easily misunderstood. Men should restrain their selfish desires so as not to violate ethical laws, and women should pay attention to Xiu De so as not to affect their marriage.

1 1, eccentric. Advantages: strong understanding, keen sense, good observation, high alertness and confidentiality, love to create, love to learn art, good at strange tricks, delicate thinking, sophisticated behavior, intangible emotions, and can give the opposite sex a sense of security. Disadvantages: lack of patience, half-hearted, often busy. Learn more and do less, be creative and unconventional. I also like to take shortcuts. Introverted and suspicious, fond of obsessing, preferring to live alone and participate in social activities, often giving people a sense of isolation.

12, impatient, willful, hardworking, brave and capable, enterprising, short-lived, subjective, worried about hard work.

Poetic formula: Dongsheng reveals one side, and the golden autumn gem is crisp. I am most afraid that when the sun sets, the waves will hurt my reputation.

First, the clouds and the vast light are everywhere, and their flames are endless; Wuyun, the warehouse is full of money; I was lucky enough to cover the fire; Yun Xin, without him; Ding Yun, thousands of miles in vain, broke three wealth; Hai and Ren are lucky, and patients keep coming.

13, smart, middle-aged and powerful.

Poetry says: The east wind blows Marigaya, and the mountains and rivers hit the key. If you don't go to the mountains to hide, Brother Tai has made great contributions.

Acquired remedy:

This character needs to be supplemented the day after tomorrow: [gold] [water]

Food supplement:

All frozen things, such as frozen meat, ice cream, jelly, ice cubes, pig lungs, pig intestines, chicken intestines, chicken, chicken essence, milk, beef, chewing gum, hydrangea, dried tangerine peel, Siraitia grosvenorii, vinegar, Sydney, bird's nest, cheese, eggs, goose, white radish, Chinese cabbage, wax gourd and water bamboo.

Choose a tourist destination or residence:

You can travel to Western Europe, Canada and Northwest China at home.

Good habit of replenishing gold:

Dressed in white and silver gray. It would be better if you have iron buttons or copper buttons. Use white sheets and wear rings, gold bracelets, earrings and other accessories. Use more gold and silver utensils and appliances at home. Ice and snow are good for you. Skating is often a good exercise. Hanging a picture of Mount Fuji or an iceberg at home can make up the gold. Sitting in the northwest of the office, you can put a fan here, always on, which can promote prosperity. Collect scissors and swords and bring nail clippers. The refrigerator can be placed in the hall at home, and the temperature in the refrigerator should be as low as possible. You can buy an extra refrigerator. Put more mirrors at home, or take a mirror with you and look in the mirror often. White Guanyin statues are worshipped at home or in the company, and Guanyin is often worshipped. Gong, Qin, guzheng and piano are all gold. A bronze bell will be hung in the northwest of the house to tell the time later. Sleep with your head facing west or northwest. It is best to wear gold-rimmed glasses and round glasses, and always wipe them clean. If the nose hair comes out, cut it off as soon as possible. Don't have long nails and long hair. Plant fewer flowers and trees at home. Go out to exercise at 7-9 in the morning, and you'd better have a bottle of water in your hand. White watch with metal chain. Try to take the subway. Going to the gym to exercise more can not only meet the needs of metal equipment, but also increase lung capacity. Often go to the gold and silver jewelry store to collect gold gas. Black spots on the nose should be removed immediately. Put an alarm clock at the bedside and wake yourself up every morning. Men should shave with razors, not electric ones.

The colors of metallic gold are:

White, gold, silver gray

The golden mascot is:

Bronze chicken, chicken painting, monkey doll, the Monkey King toy, iceberg pattern, mirror, metal tableware, ice cream, gold-rimmed glasses, metal musical instrument, swan, lion, elephant.

The gold industry includes:

Hardware industry, gold and silver jewelry, bronzes, aluminum alloy windows, eyes, mirrors, western restaurants, brokers, salespeople, salesmen, teachers, lectures, sword shops, doctors, hairdressers, hard business, decision-making business, other people's initiatives, all martial artists, appraisers (appraisers), auctioneers, judges, law enforcement officers, general managers, and automobile industry.

There are three golden hexagrams:

Beautiful days, close to the ground, Lei Qiang. These hexagrams can be carried with you or hung in the office or hall.

Wang Jin's idol is:

Sammi Cheng, Andy Lau,,,,, Leslie Cheung, Jolin Tsai, Ruby Lin, Ada Choi, Christy Chung, Barbie Hsu, Maggie Cheung, Guan Zhilin, Wu Yanzu, Lizi, Zheng Yijian, Li Yundi, Edison Chen, Zhu Yin, Gu Juji, Xu Zhian, Wang Mingquan, Wang.

Words that belong to gold:

Regardless of personal name, company name, store name and trade name, the following words can be used to make up the gold.

After Geng Shen's new team Xi

Axe, Yue, Bai, Qi, Bo, Shen Zun, Wan Gan, Jia Chang

Gold, calcium, titanium, huge blunt money, clock, sodium, steel, monarch key, palladium, money tongs, bowls, cymbals, cymbals, diamonds and potassium.

Clock, iron, platinum, lead, rivet, copper, aluminum, spring, hinge, silver, cast chain, pin, lock, pot file.

Zirconium rust front zinc sharp CuO tin Luo Lujin manganese Lu Zuoqiang Mg Lou tweezers cadmium Lu Zhen.

Carve nickel mirror, cymbal, cymbal, radium, cymbal and cymbal bracelets.

Can use vinegar, vinegar, cold enzyme to do.

Six relatives' gold: wife, wife's brothers and sisters, father, father's brothers and sisters, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, grandmother and adopted sister-in-law.

Often associate with or live with these people. The closer you get to them, the more you can get their help and care. When they are sick, it also means that you are unlucky. You are lucky when they are healthy.

Hydrated food:

Fish, sashimi, milk, tofu, soybean milk, fruit juice, seafood, fish oil pills, bird's nest, tremella, beer, frozen drinks, watermelon, cucumber, white gourd, chewing gum, sesame sauce, deep-sea fish oil, Saussurea involucrata, abalone, Cordyceps chicken essence, pearl powder, black beans, sea cucumber, chinese forest frog sauce, jellyfish, mussels and raw fish.

Choose a tourist destination or residence:

It is better to travel to the north, such as Canada, Russia, and China, such as Hebei, Northeast China and Inner Mongolia. Play diving, water park, aquarium. Or travel to rivers, lakes and seas, such as visiting the West Lake, crossing the Three Gorges by boat and playing yachts. It is best to have water in the southwest of the house, such as waterfalls, swimming pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, reservoirs and the sea. Or put fish tanks indoors in the southwest or see water in the north.

Good habit of hydrating:

Put a fish tank in the north of the house. The number of snakeheads should be six, seven and ten. You often go swimming or diving, often take a bath in the bathtub, and you can store water in the bathtub when you don't take a shower. You can worship Shuiyue Guanyin at home, don't burn incense often, and you'd better turn off all the lights in the room at night. The blue carpet can be placed at the bottom of the office. Always clean up the sundries and rubbish at home. Pictures of water, such as rivers, lakes and seas, waterfalls and marine life, are hung at home or office. At home, you can post the following auspicious words: 【 Hundred blessings 】, 【 Like a duck in water 】, 【 Golden water is full of vitality 】, 【 Wanjiasheng Buddha 】, put more pure water and mineral water around you, wear sunglasses when you go out, and connect the bedroom and bathroom together to keep the bathroom clean and hygienic. The bathroom should be beautifully decorated, and the more time you spend in the bathroom every day, the better. Kitchen. number

Open it. Drink soup often and avoid eating hot pot and barbecue.

The colors of water are:

Blue, black, gray

The water industry includes:

Navigation, bars, western restaurants, chemical industry dealing in tofu, soybean milk and cosmetics, detectives, journalists, stocks, advertisements, trade, export, firefighters, fish farming, fishing, rapidity, fluidity, continuous movement, variability, aquatic, cleanliness, low temperature and incombustibility, maritime industry (including crew), aquatic industry and so on. Meat, tofu, stunts, athletes, tour guides, tourists, toys, vocal music, magic, circus, reporters, detectives, hotels, or fire fighting equipment, fishing equipment, etc.

The mascot of water is:

Rats, kangaroos, monkeys and dragons, things with crown cards, dolls or ornaments with rich pictures.

There are two water hexagrams:

Shuifengjing and Shui Ze Festival, you can carry these hexagrams with you or hang them in your office or hall.

Wang Shui's idol is:

Andy Lau, twins, Bruce Lee, Liming, Jay Chou, Ruby Lin, Stephen Chow,,, LAM Raymond,, Ye Dexian, Gong Li, Xu Ziqi, Tsui Hark, Wu Mengda, Jiang Wen, Liu Qingyun, Yang Qianhua, Zhu Xiaotian, Chen Xiuwen, Wen Zhaolun and Liao.

Words belonging to water:

Regardless of personal name, company name, store name and trade name, the following words can be used to replenish water.

A child is not a hole, water is a hole, winter is winter, north is a child, ice is cold, and the word is cold.

Han River is good at training Xi Tang Dynasty Tea Pond as Zen Feng Wang Peiyuan Wood Lee Tae Qisha.

The edge of Panfen Luncang ditch is shallow and the drainage method of Fagu River is full of tears.

Lu-Lu-Si-Ling-Ling-Bo cried along the bubble, gushed tears, spit and swam, and was warm to others.

Mud, trough, clear water, overflow, muddy hole, life, Liuzhou-Jizhou ocean.

Muddy water, golden pool, waterlogging wine, ripple, vortex, floating clothes, sea saliva, washing, flowing and moistening.

The waves are getting bigger and bigger. Soaking the red flag of Zhu Qing and the Xiya Canal in Lin Song gradually increases the beauty of the garden.

Huai Yu Taosu liquid is deeply silted, and Zhang Anghu Xiang slag is wet, thirsty, slippery and turbulent.

The Yellow River is full of water, the source is full of water, the stream is full of water, the shore is full of water, and the culvert is full of water.

The yellow paint is full of water, and the water is leaking.

Rain, snow, clouds, thunder, hail, fog, rain and frost

Six relatives: children, nephews and nieces.

Often associate with or live with these people. The closer you get to them, the more you can get their help and care. When they are sick, it also means that you are unlucky. You are lucky when they are healthy.

The lucky number is: 7 8 9 0.

The last digit of Geely floor is: 0 2 5 7.

Note: Floor 1 and 6 belong to water, 2 and 7 to fire, 3 and 8 to wood, 4 and 9 to gold, 5 and 0 to soil. Five flavors: spicy gold, sour wood, salty water, bitter fire and sweet earth.

Time flies (3 1-40 years old):

3 1, 2003 (unclear):

[Brilliant pen shines brilliantly, fame and fortune double] This year, the family is glorious, the status is improved, or the working relationship has changed; Half the profit.

Time is not as good as years, and this year is prone to change or problems, or other unpleasant things (such as injury, illness, wealth).

There may be great changes this year, so pay attention to prevent your children or your six relatives from getting sick. There are also some life cases to reflect on yourself!

The column slanders the official and sees the official. If the official has a fleeting time, it will be a disaster or a dispute between officials and tongues. A woman is unfit to be a husband.

The twelve gods of this year are: big consumption (year), Suzaku (month), Liuhe (day) and big consumption (time).

The twelve gods in this year's Palace of Life are Suzaku.

Evil spirit: national seal hanger

2003 Universiade: Gengshen

No.32 in 2004 (Shen Jia):

[If you have money, you can enjoy the evening scenery, carefree and happy]. This year, the spring is bright, the career is booming, and people are promoting you.

The fleeting time and the moon column are getting worse and worse, and this year is prone to changes or setbacks, or other unpleasant things (such as injury, illness and wealth). If it didn't happen to me, it might happen to six other relatives.

Time flies, this year is not good for elders or siblings or six relatives within a month.

In the lucky year, there may be funerals or other unpleasant things at home.

The fleeting post horse likes to use the gods in place. This year, there are many happy events such as academic or work changes or promotion and wealth.

The twelve gods of this year are: small consumption (year), big consumption (month), mulberry door (day) and small consumption (hour).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: big consumption.

Evil Spirit: Lu Hongluan and Chen Yuan

2004 World Universiade: Have a Heart

33, 2005 (Yiyou):

The fish on the pole just started to take the bait and suddenly met the geese and ducks swimming in the water. This year, the cause is unfavorable, the difficulties are mixed, and the money is lost.

The twelve gods in this year's eight characters are: official symbol (year), small consumption (month), Qinglong (day) and official symbol (hour).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: small consumption

Demon: Taiji Yuede will star the sheep blade.

2005 World Universiade: Ren Xu

No.34 (Xu Bing) in 2006:

[Ponds are full of water, flowers are full of branches, bees are flying butterflies, frogs are singing] This year is better, but from scratch, we are getting richer and smoother.

Meeting the moon and Germany is a happy year. (Conscription, title, reward, transfer, joining the army, etc. There are also some good interpersonal relationships including matchmaking)

I or my family members are in a bad situation this year, have something difficult to solve, break money, or suffer from disasters and diseases.

The twelve gods coming this year are Liuhe (Year), Guanfu (Month), Tai Sui (Day) and Liuhe (Time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: official symbols.

Evil spirit: Yi Tian's virtue lies in this horse.

2006 World Universiade: Guihai

Geng Xuyun (34-44):

Geng Yun's fortune is slightly smooth, and the word cautious is full of happiness. Five years old, ups and downs, gorgeous flowers without the benefits of children.

If you want to transport the tomb site, you can't do anything. The three-inch golden lotus is too small, and the eight-legged skirt hates mud.

It's easy to get a lot of money, finance and entertainment. A good relationship between men and women makes it easy to have a girlfriend or get married.

No.35 (Dinghai) in 2007:

This year is not a good year, so we need to be cautious in everything, be careful of the honey trap, get sick easily, and have no relatives to rely on.

In the lucky year, there may be funerals or other unpleasant things at home.

The fleeting post horse likes to use the gods in place. This year, there are many happy events such as academic or work changes or promotion and wealth.

The twelve gods of this year are: Sangmen (Year), Liuhe (Month), Sick Symbol (Day) and Sangmen (Time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: Liuhe

Demon: Wenchang Post Horse Dead Sangmen Traveler

2007 Universiade: Jiazi

36th issue (Wuzi) in 2008:

[fortune turns, money flows like water], this year is a great opportunity, fame and fortune can be obtained, smooth sailing and prosperity.

The twelve gods of this year are: Qinglong (Year), Sangmen (Month), Hangke (Day) and Qinglong (Time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: Sangmen.

Evil spirit: heaven b died in the air

2008 Universiade: Ugliness

37, 2009 (ugly):

The financial resources are like spring water, and the cause is still like the morning and evening. This year, things are booming, wealth is increasing, and the cause is thriving. Pay attention to misunderstandings and troubles caused by communication with the opposite sex.

When the column slanders officials and hurts them for a short time, there will be many injuries or disputes between officials and non-tongues this year.

Officials have revealed that they are willing to use it. When they are injured for a long time, they should prevent official injuries or disputes this year.

The twelve gods near this year are: Tai Sui (Year), Qinglong (Moon), Ghosts (Sun) and Tai Sui (Time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: Qinglong.

Evil spirit: Gai Hua.

2009 Universiade: Bing Yin

38,20 20 10/0 (Geng Yin):

Wealth is like spring water, happiness is like peach blossom. This year, the boat went smoothly, the money and goods were both collected, the career was booming, and the marriage was happy.

The twelve gods in this year's eight characters are: Sick Symbol (Year), Tai Sui (Month), White Tiger (Day) and Sick Symbol (Time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: Tai Sui.

Demon: Tianyi Taiji Wenchang Tianxi Luo Tian

20 10 Universiade: ding Mao

39,2011(Xinmao):

Change your family's career and you will achieve wealth. This year, your career has changed, and your ideas have a bright spot, but you must save money.

The twelve gods who came in this year are: suspension (year), symptoms (month), suzaku (day) and suspension (time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: the symbol of disease.

Demon: Tai Chi Sangren

20 1 1 Universiade: Chen Wu

40,2012 (non-Chen):

[Peony is a flower of wealth, and it is scattered all over the world with fragrance]. This year, it has developed its business, everything is in harmony, it has more wealth and more benefits, and it has a lot of Qing Yu.

Time flies, the sun column is overwhelming, and this year may have great changes. Pay attention to prevent yourself or your spouse or your six relatives from getting sick, either because of property loss or damage to your six relatives, or because the villain is cheating. There are also some lucky cases.

Conflict between fleeting time and Universiade. This year, we should be careful not to have anything bad for the elderly or other relatives at home.

The twelve gods of this year are: your god (year), suspension (month), great consumption (day) and your god (time).

The twelve gods of this year's life palace are: clothes hangers.

Evil spirit: the seal of heaven and earth

20 12 Universiade: Keith

Emotional marriage: (there is no regret medicine in the world, but there are many regrets here)

1, male life is taboo, and my wife's quality can't catch up with me.

2. Be responsible for the family and love your wife more.

3, the four pillars do not see the fortune star, and the Japanese branch talks about the wife. Every day, my wife is not virtuous enough.

4. When the man's life is taboo, his wife is rebellious and fickle, hypocritical and flashy, cold and cold, depressed and negative.

4, the wife star into the grave, the wife is in poor health.

Spending money in time may be unsatisfactory because of the wife's talent, cultivation, economic situation and other reasons, and it is easy to get the respect, love and admiration of the young opposite sex.

6. It is easy to have an affair when an injured official sees an official.

7. The wife star is in the tomb, short or invisible, suffering from chronic diseases, and her wife is thoughtful and stingy.

8. The man's life is weak and his fortune is poor, which is suitable for late marriage, otherwise it will hinder the development of his career and family.

9. The daily allowance is suitable for late marriage, otherwise it will hinder the career and family.

10, the owl god is obvious and easy to get married.

1 1, the column hurts owls, and it is rare to have a good wife and son.

12, wealth is definitely an official prisoner, and his wife is separated.

13, the god of food meets the owl in the morning, and the main wife is short and weak or sick.

14, solar branch with canopy. The husband and wife are smart, talented and unique, and like to study philosophy and religion. She has the idea of being born and narcissism.

15, if you spend money wisely, you can get internal help.

16, every day is ugly, and the main wife looks honest.

Note: If the marriage relationship is not smooth, it is easy to increase your troubles sharply. The unsatisfactory contents include: late marriage, unsuccessful love, disagreement after marriage, separation, affair, divorce, illness of one party after marriage, etc.

According to your age, your best marriage is: Geng Shen (1980) has a heart (198 1).

Judging from your age, your marriage is extremely unfavorable: no one (1979) and a horse.

Your spouse's orientation (centered on your home address): north to south.

Wealth: (Everyone knows that immortals are good, but gold and silver can't be forgotten. In the end, I just hate to get together and close my eyes for a long time)

1, weak without wealth, first, seek wealth, let nature take its course, and rely on labor to support the family; Second, when you encounter wealth in the fiscal year, you should wear clothes of the same color as the robbery and live and work in the direction of robbery; Third, when doing business in partnership, we should give priority to others and can only do small business.

2. There are many or all applications in column A, C, G and Yin. If they are incomplete, they will engage in commercial work or business.

3, wealth is the use of God, hardworking and thrifty, and possessive. There is little money in the column, but the desire for money is not too strong.

4. Wealth is a pleasure to use. You can get help from your wife and a woman. You should go it alone, not in partnership.

5. Good offset printing conditions, suitable for martial arts, science and technology, medical care, lawyers, design, art, performing arts and fortune telling.

6, the monthly payment is partial, smart and capable, smart and versatile, suitable for partial industry development and seeking high income.