Are there any super funny jokes? Two cases!

A friend sells in a home shopping mall.

Today, a big sister said she wanted to buy a clock, the kind that landed on the floor, and said she wanted to put it in the toilet.

The friend asked inexplicably, "Why do you want to put the toilet?"

The elder sister said with special knowledge, "I want shit and a clock."

It's almost the end of the term, and everyone sings with me: "My family lives on a high loess slope, and the strong wind has blown over the slope. Both Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers. " . . My family lives on the high loess slope, and the sun walks on the slope. Whether it's brother Bai Chun or brother Zeng, bless me to pass or not! "

When playing cards, a handsome guy mentioned his brother when he was talking, and a girl (beauty) next to him was surprised and asked, "Do you have a brother on it?" "The handsome guy replied," Yes ... "The girl asked again," Do you have a younger brother down there? ""

A bird keeper teaches a parrot to speak. Every morning, he must be taught to say, Good morning! After several months, the parrot still didn't speak. One day, the man was in a bad mood and didn't say hello. He just heard the parrot shout, your boy is awesome today, and he didn't even ask if he was good or not!

On the bus, a man holds it in one hand and his fingers are separated, like holding a bowl. When he got tired of holding it, he changed hands carefully, as if holding an invisible ball.

Everyone was curious about what he had in his hand, and finally someone couldn't help asking, "Dude, what are you practicing?"

The buddy replied, "My wife asked me to buy her a bra for fear of forgetting the size ..."

Grandma is over 80 years old One day when I went out, she asked me where I was going. I said to fight the landlord. Grandma is very happy. She picked up a shovel and said, "Take me with you and I'll go!" " "