Teach me some funny Minnan dialect.

Nurse: "Hello, Aber, I'm a mutual death (nursing department) student.

Abreu: "... me! 」

Nurse: "After graduation, I will become practical nurse." . 」

One day, the nurse saw that Abreu couldn't breathe, so she quickly brought an oxygen mask.

Nurse: "Aber, I know you are very sad. I will exchange your courage (oxygen) and enjoy it. " 」

Later, Abreu's wife rushed to the hospital.

Grandma: "Nurse, where is my wife? 」

The nurse pointed to the operating room and said, "I just buried (carried) it." 」

Grandma: "My wife … whoops …"

Nurse: "You don't have to be sad. You can visit him in the coffin room (observation room) next door later. 」

An Ogweisan who had drunk too much rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment, and the nurse asked him for information.

When filling in, he only wrote a "Lin" and stopped.

The nurse asked, "What do you care about? (Taiwanese pronunciation) "

Ogisan replied, "I drink sorghum. 」

The nurse said, "No! What's your name? (Taiwanese pronunciation) "

Ogisan replied, "My name is kelp and beef ..."

Ahua prepares programs for the school party and gets up in the morning to practice reading poems.

Dad Ahua came over: Brother Monkey died, at seven or eight in the morning, with his back against the wood. Are you running the third primary school?

Annoyed, Ahua replied: Recitation (refreshing)!

Dad flew into a rage: Devil Show, Behring taught you a good lesson today. . . .

Nurse: "Hello, Aber, I am a mutual loss (nursing department) student, and this is a third year of mutual loss (nursing department). 」

Abreu: "... me! 」

Nurse: "After graduation, I will become practical nurse." . 」

One day, the nurse saw that Abreu couldn't breathe, so she quickly brought an oxygen mask.

Nurse: "Aber, I know you are very sad. I will exchange your courage (oxygen) and enjoy it. " 」

Later, Abreu's wife rushed to the hospital.

Grandma: "Nurse, where is my wife? 」

The nurse pointed to the operating room and said, "I just buried (carried) it." 」

Grandma: "My wife … whoops …"

Nurse: "You don't have to be sad. You can visit him in the coffin room (observation room) next door later. 」

On this day, the teacher handed out the paper. ...

Liao Shufen, 60 points! Didn't you get 60 points just because your name sounded like 60 points? ! The teacher said angrily ...

Wu Shufen, 50 points! You ah! Not as good as Liao Shufen! The teacher still said angrily ...

Then, the teacher handed out a test paper in a more angry tone:' Ke Yufen (from Taiwan Province), 10! Oh, you too! The name sounds like 10, so give me 10? ! ……'

At this moment ...

Ah! I'm finished ... Ke Shufen's sister began to scold it in her heart. ...

With a sigh, the teacher reluctantly sent a third picture:' I'm not saying that you two sisters are really outrageous ...'

Ke Lingfen (Taiwanese) ... 0 points! '

The teacher shook her head and said,' You two sisters should look up to your brother. He always gets full marks. Don't always take that kind of exam.

Ke Shufen and Ke Lingfen secretly scolded:' It's just that my parents took my brother's name. ...

Kokiba! ! !

An old woman went to the grocery store and asked the young lady, "What's your stove?" ?

The young lady said, Do you want to exercise or barbecue?

Grandma said: roast you to death! I want to wash my hair.

A grandmother went out with her grandson, who argued that it would be pizza, and then said, "Grandma, I want to eat pizza occasionally." . . . Then grandma said, Oh, you can't eat that, but the grandson kept screaming, so grandma reluctantly dug a camel nose and fed it to the grandson's mouth.

It is said that in the era when the literary inquisition prevailed in the Qing Dynasty,

A eunuch came to Fujian to travel, and heard that the people all spoke Minnan dialect. Suddenly, he had a flash of light: "If I learn Minnan dialect, I can show it to others when I go back to the palace. 」

So he asked the local people to teach him some simple and memorable Minnan dialect. Since returning to Beijing, he has been looking for a chance to show it. One day, when the chef informed the emperor to have dinner,

He shouted: "I want to invite the emperor to die (eat) ... The emperor died! 」

The emperor was very angry and ordered him to be pushed out and beheaded!

One day, a chicken is going out to play.

Just said a word to the old chicken,

Hearing this, the old chicken gave the chicken a meal.

Do you know what the chicken said? ..........................................................................................................................................................................

Ann O 'Missan, who was already drunk, hurried to the hospital for rescue. The nurse asked him to fill in the information. He only wrote one "Lin" and then stopped.

The nurse asked, "What do you care about? (Taiwanese pronunciation) "

Ogisan replied, "I drink sorghum. 」

The nurse said, "No! What's your name? (Taiwanese pronunciation) "

Ogisan replied, "My name is kelp and beef ..."