English jokes about 20 words

Cold jokes are an emerging language phenomenon that has only appeared in recent years. It uses the Internet as its main mode of communication. I have compiled English jokes of about 20 words, welcome to read!

English Jokes of about 20 words Part 1

There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and , just before walking away, said, "Hey, don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable.?

I have a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer walked into the gas station where I work. He looked at me and yelled, "Oh my god, what happened to you?" I told him, hoping to stop it, but he continued to ask more questions. Finally, he finished shopping. When leaving, say: -Hey, don't take it too seriously. The scar is not very obvious. English Joke Part 2 of about 20 words

The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge. that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this, they would often aproach him about jt,"ls it true ? You, a boat captain, can't swim ? ""No,I can't!" he replied . "Can pilots fly?"

The Five Tide Laboratory hired a licensed captain to pilot the research boat. Everyone knew that the captain knew how to swim. They often ask him: "Is this true? As a captain, you can't swim?" He replies: "Yes, I can't! Can pilots fly?" Three English Jokes of about 20 words

The traffic light's red

My wife needed encouragement to ket}p pedaling the exercise bike in gym.i said, "close your eyes and imagine you' re riding along broadway in new york city. it will be more interesting." inspired, she cycle on. but after a minute she stopped. "what's wrong?i asked. "the traffic light's red, " she replied.

My wife needs some encouragement to continue riding the exercise bike. I said, "Close your eyes and imagine that you are riding a bicycle along Broadway in New York." It's more interesting that way.

"Inspired by this inspiration, she continued to pedal, but she stopped again after just a minute. I asked her: "What's wrong?" She replied: "The light is red." Four English Jokes of about 20 words< /p>

Honey, so do l!

Honey, I want it too!

We were discussing the "don'ts" of public speaking in the PR class I teach. "Don'ts" include a man reaching into his pant pocket and jangling change as he speaks, which is very distracting. To illustrate my point, I asked for a student volunteer, saying, "I need a man tith coins in his pocket." What I got was a girl yelling out, "Honey, so dol!"

In the public relations class I teach, we were discussing "Don't "What to do". One of them is that when a man is talking, he should not put his hands into his pants pockets and rattle coins. Doing so will distract the attention. To illustrate my point, I will ask a student to demonstrate. I Said: ?I need a man with coins in my pocket. ?As a result, a girl shouted: Honey, I want it too!? Five English jokes in about 20 words

　A lawyer was reading out the. will of a rich man: "To you my loving wife Rose who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and$1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And to my cousin Dan who hated me argued with me and thought that 1 would never mention him in my will-well you are wrong H Danl"

A lawyer is reading a rich man's will: "My dear wife Rose, you will always be by my side in good times and bad." I leave you the house and $2 million to my daughter Jessica, who took care of me when I was sick and kept the business going. I leave her the sailboat, the business, and the $1 million. My cousin Dan, you hate me, quarrel with me, and think I won't mention your name in my will. Are you wrong? Hello, Dan!?