Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - When Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang came back from a business trip, Guan Yu ran to Liu Bei's camp with tears and complained, "Brother, I will never join the army again!" " He is getting old.

When Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang came back from a business trip, Guan Yu ran to Liu Bei's camp with tears and complained, "Brother, I will never join the army again!" " He is getting old.

Later, I made up many questions.

Jia Fei read the four words and said with a smile, "The word' flower' is fine. Why bother?" Hearing this, the eunuch disembarked and reported to Jia Zheng, who immediately changed his mind. At that time, the ship was near the inland shore, so I went aboard to visit Yu, and saw the elegant Kremlin and the magnificent Guidian. On the stone archway, the words "land of fairy treasures" were written, and Jia Fei ordered the words "mothering mountain villa" to be changed. So when I entered the palace, I saw the court burning all around, incense crumbs on the ground, fire trees and flowers, gold windows and jade thresholds; There are countless curtain rolls of shrimp whiskers, countless carpeted fish otters, countless pots of musk deer brain incense, and countless screen columns of pheasant tail fans. Really: the Jade Lake Fairy House in Jinmen, the home of concubines in the Gui Dian Lan Palace. Jia Fei Nai asked, "Why is there no plaque in this temple?" The eunuch knelt down and said, "This is the main hall. I dare not sketch. " Jia Fei nodded. Courtesy eunuch, please be promoted to your post and receive gifts.