Have you ever heard of stories about weird parents? Are any of them worth sharing?

A neighbor in my hometown.

The woman is the stronger one and dotes on her son. Her husband is disabled and addicted to gambling. Of course, my son imitates everything, and he is also good at drinking and gambling.

The couple often quarreled, which was the biggest topic of conversation in the village after dinner.

Let’s talk about my son’s marriage. Because my son drinks and promotes Pai Gow all day long and does not go out to work. He also quarrels with his daughter-in-law when he is drunk or loses the game. The daughter-in-law finally couldn't bear it anymore and filed for divorce. The son's alcoholism worsened. This female neighbor started scolding her daughter-in-law in the street all day long, saying that her daughter-in-law was having an affair, which made her son mad (her daughter-in-law had already run away at this time).

People in the village laughed at her behind her back when they saw her performing a one-man show every day. If she had persuaded her son to change his ways early and go out to find a serious job like other men, her son would be seven or eight years old. Which woman would be willing to abandon her son and find someone else? After her daughter-in-law left, the female neighbor began to scold her son who stayed away all day, saying that he was crazy. Later, she actually got him a mental disability certificate.

I met his son once and he was in good spirits. He said angrily, why don't I go out? Shameless! My mother is always outside saying that I am crazy! She is crazy!

My name is Baotu Quan, and I would like to tell you some funny and bizarre parent stories.

1. My father likes to play mahjong. Once he was arrested by the police for playing mahjong. My mother was called to the police station to pick someone up.

My mother asked the police: Can he be detained? How many days

The police said: Don’t worry, five days at most

Mom: That’s not what I meant, I just wanted to ask if I can keep him in custody for a few more days

Police:. . .

2. I was sleeping in the house at night in winter, and my mother came over to add a quilt to me.

Mom: Son, put this quilt on me.

Me: Okay,

Mom: Cover this bed again

Me: Okay

Mom: There is another bed, cover it again

Me: Mom, I don’t need to cover it anymore, it’s too hot

Mom: Son, listen to your mother, the doctor said you lack “cover”

Me: . . .

3. Mom and dad went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables

Dad asked the vegetable vendor: Is the fish fresh, master?

Vegetarian: Look at this fish, it’s so alive. Can it be fresh?

Dad: You can do it. My wife has been jumping around all day long, and neither have I. Feeling fresh

Before I finished speaking, I felt a chill coming from behind my father

4. When I was a child, after every parent-teacher conference, it was the day when my disaster would come. (I guess many friends are the same)

As soon as my dad walked in the door

The first sentence: Do you know where you went wrong?

Me: I don’t know

He slapped me hard

My dad: Do you know where you went wrong?

Me: I know

My dad: I know you still dare to do it! !

Another slap in the face

My dad: Do you know what’s wrong?

Me:. . . (Don’t speak)

My dad: How dare you not speak even though you are shouting, you are quite stubborn

He was beaten again

I didn’t know what to do at that time. At a loss, I wanted to say something to ease the tense atmosphere

I wanted to say, Dad, have you eaten? If you change the subject, it might be fine

But when I got nervous, I said yes :Dad, haven’t you eaten?

Then. . .

Yes. In childhood. Neighbors across the door. The woman is a military doctor. Men are the leaders of the army. But this auntie had a massive hemorrhage when giving birth and asked someone else to tell her fortune. The fortune teller told her that your newborn daughter was in conflict with your destiny. Let her make plans. From then on, the aunt considered her daughter to be his nemesis.

Before the full moon was over, he left it at his grandmother's house to be raised. He didn't take it back home until his daughter was nine years old. Because she has a boy, it is actually normal for her sister to take care of her younger brother. But a mother cannot see her daughter idle. What can a nine-year-old girl do? She helps her mother look after her brother every day. Cook rice and stir-fry vegetables. The most hateful thing is that every time she eats, her mother does not allow her to serve her, and stipulates that she can only drink a small bowl of rice a day. No vegetables allowed. If there is any leftover food from his family’s cooking, it is usually thrown away. Sometimes, the neighbors can’t stand it. Just secretly give her a steamed bun or some snacks. If her mother finds out. Immediately followed by a severe beating. Neighbors in the yard often find girls with bruises all over their bodies. There were also the sounds of girls crying and howling often coming from his house. I often say, Mom, I changed, Mom, I was wrong. Her father is at home and things might be better. But her father often leaves. One time her mother went to work the night shift. A neighbor kindly reminded her that there was a movie on the playground today. Would you like to go and watch it? The girl shook her head and replied in horror. Uncle, I'm hungry. Then this neighbor felt very sad when he heard this. I immediately took some bread and snacks from home and gave them to the girl. Little did I know, she happened to be seen by her mother who was returning home. Then this vicious woman beat her daughter until dawn, just like this, this flower-like life. He was beaten to death by his mother. She was beaten to death by the mother who was ignorant and stubborn and believed that her daughter was a debt collector. Later, she was beaten to death at the public sentencing meeting. Many angry people threw stones and eggs at my mother. The final outcome was that my mother was sentenced to death. This was the weirdest parent I had ever heard of in my childhood. A past event.

They wanted to marry off their daughter twice for the bride price. The couple fought and the son was so angry that he jumped from the second floor to his death...

Real-life stories from our village, these two Parents should be weird and hateful!

This man learned kung fu when he was young and was a bricklayer with very good skills. He could build a wall straighter than others by pulling strings without pulling strings, but he had no skills or knowledge.

After he got his wife, he stopped working and drank and played cards all day long. He lived a very lifeless life and stole other people's chickens, cows, fish, soybeans, wheat...

His wife is the kind of person who pretends to be crazy and pretends to be stupid. When she is smart, she is smarter than anyone else. She often steals money from canteens on the street. When people put things at the door of the store, she often takes them away. When caught, she pretends to be stupid. Full of surprise.

They don’t farm, but they never lack food. It can be said that the firewood, rice, oil, and salt at home are all prepared for them by others. They only need to get it to their homes when others don’t know. .

The couple gave birth to a son and a daughter. The daughter was five or six years older than the son. When his daughter was fourteen or fifteen years old, he took a bride price of 20,000 yuan from a Henanese and asked someone to take her there. She became a child bride. It is said that her daughter gave birth to two or three sons in Henan. Anyway, the villagers never saw her daughter return to her parents' home.

Before his son finished elementary school, he stopped letting him go to school and followed his cousin to work in a garment factory. The money his son earned from working every year was sent to him to spend on playing cards and drinking.

Later, when my son was in his twenties, he was afraid that he would not be able to find a wife, so he asked him to build a house. After his son’s salary was paid, he sent him bricks, tiles, yellow sand and cement.

He sent some money to buy materials and worked for a few days. If he didn’t send any money, he stopped working and went to play cards. He had to set aside the money for playing cards first, otherwise no one would play cards with him. When playing cards, he would go to the next village to play because no one in his own village would play with him.

Everyone in the village knows what kind of character he is, and they are worried that they will not get paid for their hard work, and no one is willing to take his job.

It took him three or four years to build a two-room, two-story house by himself, and the roof and tiles have not yet been completed.

The day before the Spring Festival in 2016, he drank and beat his wife. His son went to break up the fight, and he also beat his son violently. His son couldn't think about it for a moment, so he ran to the second floor of the uncapped room. He jumped off a building and fell to his death. He didn't even shed a single tear. He pointed at his son's body and cursed, saying that his son had harmed him and that he would no longer have money to play cards or drink.

His daughter and her son-in-law rushed back from Henan for the funeral. On the night of the 15th day of the first lunar month, he locked the son-in-law out and asked him to go back to Henan by himself, saying that he had already accepted the bride price from others and wanted to go back to Henan. The daughter is married to Guizhou.

The son-in-law climbed over the wall while he was sleeping, and ran back to Henan with his daughter in the middle of the night, without even daring to take her clothes or luggage.

When he woke up the next day, he found that his daughter was missing. He stood at the door angrily and cursed. He took out the clothes and luggage of his daughter and son-in-law and burned them.

His wife said that her son was gone and she didn’t want to live with him, so she ran away.

I don’t know where he got a woman in her fifties as a companion. I often see the two of them walking on the paths in the village, talking and laughing.

After reading this, some people should be glad that they were not born in such a family, so I hope everyone is content and happy!

Mom and Dad have so many weird things!

The first one: My mother bought a sweeping robot. To prove that my mother’s choice was wrong, my father bought a vacuum cleaner!

The second story: My parents have a lot of condoms. I don’t know what other people’s homes are like, but my parents never hide condoms on purpose. You can find a box under the pillow. My mother even blew up balloons for my sister to play with, but they were greasy and my sister disliked them.

The third story: My mother was driving in the front, and my father was drinking and sitting in the back seat with his sister. My aunt and her daughter were also sitting in the back row. My aunt’s daughter suddenly said to my dad: I’m going to beat your sweetheart! He said and hit my sister. As a result, my dad said: You are wrong, my sweetheart is the one driving the car in front! It’s so sour!

The fourth article: The former head teacher was a real person. He posted his breakfast in the parent WeChat group and said: Three eggs are nutritious! As a result, my mother said: Why is there an extra egg? The poor head teacher couldn't understand what it meant, so he was still explaining the benefits of three eggs to my mother in a serious manner!

Although we don’t have many high school classmates, we all come from different families. It’s fate that brings us together.

There was a classmate who went to work during the summer vacation of her sophomore year in high school. However, when school started in the second half of the semester, she still didn’t come. When I found out about her, she said that she had already She was working in another place. During the two months of summer vacation, he did not earn a penny because during the summer vacation, he worked in illegal shops and the boss did not pay him for the work. She had no choice but to go to another place. She said that she had no money. She couldn't go to school. In order to take the college entrance examination for her senior year, she had to earn the expenses for the second semester of her senior year and the start of college. After several exchanges, she said that several of her siblings no longer went to school, and her parents had never been interested in it. They have no discipline or restraint. They all went to junior high school, and some did not finish junior high school, so they all went to work in other provinces. Their children couldn't stand such parents at home, and would rather go outside than come back to this home again. The father never cared about them, nor gave them living expenses, and would sometimes beat them when he returned home. The mother only farmed the land for a family of 6-7 people at home, and had no time to take care of them. They would only be scolded at home, and she The mother thought that they could all come out early to make money and lighten her burden.

She said that in the second year of high school, she often did not dare to go home and ask her mother for money, because when she went back on weekends, her mother began to complain about her. On the one hand, she complained about her father's irresponsibility. , on the other hand, she talked about how she had no money.

After hearing this, she naturally couldn't ask for living expenses, so she went back to school, and then began to contact her father to ask for living expenses. Sometimes his father would give some, and sometimes he wouldn't. She would also earn some outside through some activities. Very small outer piece.

She said that she had no money when she returned home for the first time during the summer vacation, because the owners of several restaurants where she worked did not pay her even after the work was done, and there was also a black shop that beat the employees even if they did not pay them. I found an opportunity to sneak out. At this time, my first thought was to go home. At that time, the salary in the county was about 300 yuan per month. But when she got home, because she didn’t give her mother any money, she didn’t buy fruit or any gifts. Her mother ignored her, had a long face, and glared at people. She went back with her and a female colleague who sneaked back with them. The female colleague also saw that her mother was very dissatisfied with them. welcome. So the two of them stayed at home for only a few hours and then left. She just wanted to stop coming back to see her mother's face next time if she couldn't make any money.

We were in class during the second half of the second half of the second semester of high school. Many classmates in the class, who did not know her situation, thought that she would definitely not come back because she dropped out of school.

She said that she was working in other places. When she got her first month's salary, she wanted to go home to see her mother. This city is not far from her home, about three hours' drive. She bought all the fruits from a distance, hired a car, and took them back home. Her mother was very happy to see her come back, so she kept her own living expenses and gave all other wages to her mother. After staying at home for two days, he left again. Just like that, she would come back after the salary was paid and then hand it over to her mother. Her mother was very happy. She said that one time her mother suddenly said to her, since you can make so much money, you should stop going to school and work like this. At this time, she said that he suddenly woke up. The reason why she treated her mother like this was because she hoped that her mother could understand her and support him in college. Of course, she did not deny that she hoped to gain her mother's love by trying to please her. After that, she began to learn to give her mother less money and save it for herself to go to school.

Just like that, in the second half of the senior year, everyone was busy reviewing for the college entrance examination. I told her about the current school situation and asked her if she wanted to come back to review for the college entrance examination? When she heard the news, she said she would come back immediately. Then she quit her job and came back to study intensively. Finally, as she hoped, she really passed the exam. Later, during college, I heard that her mother and her sisters and brothers who were working outside supported her.

We have both graduated for more than ten years now, and we still keep in touch. She said that in her third year after graduation, she saved tens of thousands of dollars and gave them all to her mother as repayment for college. living expenses and tuition fees. Then I send money to my mother several times a year, fixedly or irregularly. Since then, she has been loved by her mother. No matter when she goes back every year, her mother is very kind to her and always smiles when she sees her. But because her brother was working outside and not making much money, her mother began to complain about his brother in front of her all day long. And her father has been like a passer-by for so many years, because he is rarely at home for a year. No matter whether his sister gets married or his brother gets married, he never fails to pay a cent. He even spent the money from his daughter's dowry, and sometimes asked his mother for money. When his son got married, he also treated her like air.

Are such parents weird?

There are many weird parents around us, and many weird stories have happened. What are these? Now let me share with you what I have heard and seen.

Let me first tell you a story that my colleague told me one day about a strange story that happened between her and her mother. One day she saw her mother choosing leeks. At this time, she said, "I am too." Let me help you choose. Then her mother said that if you can’t do it, just go away because you are blind. Then my colleague brought the leeks over and helped her mother choose together. After finishing the selection, her mother said to bring over the leeks that you have selected. Let me take a look. Your eyes are not good at all. Can you choose to be clean? I don’t even believe you. I was drunk when my colleague told me. This is the only way to treat parents who cheat their children.

Another thing also happened to my colleague. One day she was eating, and then her mother suddenly looked at her and said, "Take your lipstick off, I'm afraid I'll poison you to death." , I laughed out loud after listening to it. There are no parents like this.

What’s even more funny is the mother of one of my classmates. Once his mother asked him how did you start falling in love at school, and then my classmate said how did you start falling in love, and then she Mom said it's the same as playing cotton? How to talk about it? We all laughed to death after hearing this. Her mother's so-called love talk and cotton playing were actually confused. At this time, we were both speechless and wanted to laugh.

Weird stories always happen to weird parents, but more of them are the funny things about parents, which allow us to see their cute side, and also reflect their deep love for us. Love, at any time, is the love implicit in these strange stories that surrounds us as we grow up.

Many people have shared their own stories, so I will tell you the story of the next celebrity’s bizarre parents and relatives.

Basically everyone has heard of her name. Once a song became popular all over the country, and she was Angela Chang. Angela Chang loved singing when she was a child, but she was actually deaf. At that time, KTV singing became popular in Taiwan, so she went to sing two to three times a week, and she developed a good voice.

Now let’s talk about Angela Chang’s mother. Her mother was actually a member of the choir and often sang to her while playing the piano. This had a profound impact on her and made her want to be a singer. . Around the time she was in sixth grade, she was living in Canada with her family and painting her own house. She attended Sir Winston Churchill Secondary School in Canada. Due to her father's business failure and heart disease, she took on the responsibility of supporting the family at the age of 15. She did everything from washing cars to handing out brochures.

At the same time, her parents wanted her to learn to sing. So her father started selling valuable things at home to support her studies. After that, she participated in many singing competitions with her sister Zhang Shaoxuan. During competitions, she always goes to the beach to practice her singing skills, using the sea as her audience, which often arouses the curiosity of foreign tourists. Because she could win prizes by participating in the competition, Angela Chang helped her family win a lot of electrical appliances.

Hard work pays off. After a long period of hard work, Angela Chang became famous and became popular in the streets and alleys. She gave all her earnings to her mother. But Angela Chang's mother did something that left people speechless. She had an extramarital affair with singer Zhang Houzhe. Angela Chang began to manage her income after this incident.

What people never expected was that her mother actually spread rumors about Angela Chang because she lost her income! Yes, Angela Chang's career plummeted after her mother spread rumors that she was addicted to drugs and gay.

Recently Angela Chang came back to participate in this show. Her career has just started to improve, and her family has begun to make trouble again. It is understood that her father and uncle stated online that the monthly living allowance of approximately 13,000 yuan and a house promised by Angela Chang were not fulfilled, and they were already preparing to sue her for not supporting her parents.

I have to say that her weird parents really hindered Angela Chang. I hope Angela Chang can be herself and work hard to polish her works, and not be affected by her weird parents and relatives.

There is a junior high school classmate. Of course, the weird thing is not her parents, but something related to her (for convenience, I call her a). She had a very good classmate in elementary school who often ate and lived with her at her home, and they had a very good relationship (her classmates called her B).

One time after school, a was crying. We all went to comfort a. The more he cried, the more serious he became. From A’s crying, we learned that A’s father cheated and A’s mother was divorcing, and the turmoil at home was serious. A’s mother called A and said she wanted a divorce.

At that time, we were living in a junior high school dormitory. As junior high school students, nothing like this had happened around us. We didn’t know how to persuade a, so we could only comfort a not to cry. A later said that the most unacceptable thing for A was that the person A’s father cheated on was the mother of A’s good friend.

According to a, a's good friend's family b has been in a single-parent family since he was a child. His parents divorced and b followed his mother. A’s mother also told A to take more care of B. It turns out that there is a reason why b and a have such a good relationship. B’s mother told b that a’s family has money, and if a’s fingers are exposed, they can spend it. After b and a have a good relationship, they will indeed get a lot of benefits. Their material life in terms of food and clothing will indeed be improved a lot, and their relationship with a will be even better. It wasn't until junior high school, when A went to a private school and B went to a public school, that they separated.

Because a and b have a good relationship, the adults of the two families naturally interact more with each other. B's mother is a scheming woman who used her daughter to get close to A's father. She often stops and talks to A's father on his way. Father a has contact with mother b if he thinks it is relevant to his daughter. Of course, Dad A didn’t think about cheating at first, he was just talking to the mother of his daughter’s good friend. But mother b was originally here for father a. As a single mother, if you want to get along with the parents of your daughter's best friends, you should contact your mother and grandmother, not your father.

A’s father and B’s mother have been involved for a while, so maybe he doesn’t want a divorce. After all, the family is harmonious. But B’s mother is a green tea bitch, so she began to deliberately let the villagers see her and A’s father together. a’s mother was the last person to know, and it was a huge blow. She was very determined to get divorced if she didn’t want to live a good life. Mother B went to Mother A and cried like what was written in the novel, saying that it was all false and was spread among the villagers.

Later I heard a say that the matter was resolved, his parents were not divorced, and a’s father saw the true face of b’s mother. B cried in front of A and begged A to forgive B’s mother. B’s mother knew she was wrong. A cannot forgive B. B also has a purpose in approaching him. He is as hateful as B's mother. I never had any friends in the beginning, and the scam has been going on for so many years, and A can’t afford it.

a later said that her wish was to teach preschool children. She stopped going to high school and became a kindergarten teacher after junior high school. She liked the innocence of children and wanted to be a teacher for kindergarten children.

After graduating from junior high school, I never contacted or heard from her again. I hope she realizes her dream and lives happily!

————————The Art of Deception————————

My dad was fooled that time , in the evening, he was chatting with people in a dilapidated compound. This dilapidated compound used to be a bus station and has been abandoned for many years. There are also rumors that "this place will be rebuilt and used as a new bus station." My dad has always been dubious, and he couldn't find anything to do during this time. Today he suddenly saw a person in the compound, walking straight forward in long strides, from south to north, and from east to west.

Looking like he was measuring the area, the man kept silent and walked very carefully. My dad felt strange and walked over to him and asked him: "What are you doing?" The man stopped and said calmly: "Don't you know? A bus station is going to be rebuilt here. Let me measure the area first. , report it, I need to find a janitor tomorrow, can you recommend me? "My dad suddenly thought, he was just about to find such a job, but he didn't expect such a coincidence, he came to his door.

My dad said: "I can do this job." The man said: "You have to pay a deposit of five yuan. I'm afraid you won't do it again tomorrow, and I won't be able to explain it to the superiors. "My dad gave him five yuan in his pocket. Because it was getting late, the man left without much chatting. He never came the next day, and my dad knew he had been cheated.

Later, he recalled that he was a cautious person, and he didn’t expect to be deceived. The clever part of this deception was that it made you speak first, and it only defrauded you five yuan. It's like gods teasing mortals. It's definitely not an ordinary liar who takes the initiative to talk to people first and then makes a lot of money. This liar was very precise and accurate. The right time and place are used very skillfully...