National Day funny jokes

1. There was a man named Li Guoqing in the unit. During the National Day holiday, the leader arranged for the office to be on duty. There were exactly seven people in the office for one day. Li Guoqing said: Don’t count me out, the leader said we have a National Day holiday! You are on duty!

2. When I was traveling to Mount Tai, a foreigner came over and said something to me politely, and then looked at me with a smile. I didn’t learn English well. I was stunned and my mind was filled with questions! At this time, the cleaning lady next to me calmly said to me: "He wants you to take a picture of him."

3. The company organized a trip abroad, and the administrative girl collected employee ID card information. When she saw mine, she smiled and asked me: "Are you born in the year of the rat?" Out of the protection of this zodiac sign, I replied: "Yes, but please remove the word '老'." She was stunned for a moment, then said "Okay" doubtfully and left. As a result, the whole company went out to play, and I was really removed from the list. It's gone up.

4. "Mom, my workplace has a 7-day holiday this year for National Day, so I can go home." "Really? That's great. I was worried about traveling abroad with your dad and there would be no one to look after the house." ”

5. National Day plan: On the 1st, I watched the traffic jams on the highways across the country, on the 2nd, I watched the queues at various scenic spots in bed, on the 3rd, I watched the price increase of hotels across the country, and on the 4th, I watched tourists being ripped off everywhere. I watched at home on the day when I couldn’t buy a train ticket, on the 6th I watched at home that highways across the country were blocked, and on the 7th I watched at home where I couldn’t get into Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou.

6. Nowadays, some friends are very shameless. They like to invite others to dinner when they have nothing to do. When paying the bill, they rush to pay for it and they are anxious with others. After the meal, they are still not satisfied. I have to invite people to take a bath, drink coffee and sing karaoke. Do you think I'm a freeloader? I only want to say six words to this kind of person, please contact me on National Day!

7. While taking a walk today, I was spat on by a child! I was not angry, but gave the child a candy and said, "You are so good at spitting, I will reward you with a candy. From now on, if you spit when you meet others, I will give you candy too!" I don't believe that no one will deal with you! !

8. I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone. Suddenly I let go and the mobile phone fell down. Fortunately, my sister reacted quickly and rolled to the side. Good, I didn’t get hit by my phone. The phone lay quietly on the pillow, and I lay quietly on the ground...

9. I took my son to the beautiful Jiuzhaigou during the National Day. I asked my son: Do you like it here? He said happily: I like it. So I sold him to the locals.

10. I only feel happy in one word during National Day. Where did the joy go?