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Can you recommend me some super classic jokes, riddles, brain teasers and intellectual topics?

Riddle: 5 1 What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.

What was the first animal you saw when you entered the zoo? ● Conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

You will destroy it by calling its name. What is this? ● Silence

What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow

When Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, their parents seemed at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages and he is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the river bottom

6 1 Under what circumstances will people burst into tears? ● Cremation

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● Alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin changed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Never really loved her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming

Is black-bone chicken more powerful or white chicken more powerful? Why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? A seat in heaven.

Manager 7 1 can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired.

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? As long as you don't drink.

You don't need to work hard at typing. ● doze off

Some things, both buyers and sellers know, only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● bound volume

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.

A cow, go north 10 m, go west 10 m, go south 10 m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail faces. ● Facing the ground

"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "acquired"? the day after tomorrow

What are the main reasons for divorce? ● Get married

8 1 9 oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Low on the wall.

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ● Trees can't jump

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth

What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? ● Beauty

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating fingers.

88 Who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay figurine

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? ● South "no" Amitabha.

Stealing is not illegal. ● Sneak

9 1 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital

Why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool

There are 6 steamed buns in 94 pots, which are given to 6 children each 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? ● The last child takes the basin together.

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? This is the word "wrong"

97 what car can't move? ● Windmill

Xiaoming got a model student instead of studying. Why is Xiaoming a deaf-mute student?

How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. internally and externally

100 which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month.

Joke: A new eunuch, afraid of not hearing the emperor's orders when he fell asleep, afraid of delaying the good things of the emperor and queen, hid under the bed.

I found it the next morning.

The emperor said, "Well, how long have you been a slave under my bed?"

The eunuch knelt on the ground and replied, if you go back to the emperor, the slave will stay under the bed for five more days.

"What did you hear?"

In another day, you and the queen will appreciate this painting.

"What do you mean?"

Listen to you and the empress say ... "Come and let me see your breasts."

"What about the second watch?"

"It seems that you fell to the ground on duty for the second time."

"What do you mean?"

"Listen to the empress: come on up!"

"Night and day?" You seem to be eating crabs. "

"What do you mean?"

"Whatever you say: break your leg!"

"What about the fourth watch?"

"It seems that your mother-in-law is coming in four days. ?

"What do you mean?"

"I heard the queen shout," Oh, my mother, oh, my mother! ! ! ! "

"What about the fifth watch?"

"You are playing chess with the queen."

"What do you mean?"

The slave listened to the empress and said, "One more shot, one more shot! ! ! ! "

There is a couple. The husband likes bowling very much, but he is also afraid of his wife, who loves smoking. One night, the wife found that she had run out of cigarettes, so she asked her husband to buy them. But the husband had no choice but to buy it, but it was late and the nearby grocery stores were closed, which worried him very much. It suddenly occurred to her that there should be cigarettes in the bar, so she went. When she arrived at the bar, her husband saw a beautiful lady standing on the pedestal.

In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly thought that he forgot to buy cigarettes for his wife. He was afraid that his wife would kill him if she knew, so he asked the lady if she had talcum powder. The lady was very strange, but she gave it to him anyway. The husband put talcum powder on his hands and went home. As soon as he entered the house, the husband saw his wife standing there angrily. The wife asked her husband, "Where have you been?"

The husband honestly replied, "There was no place to sell cigarettes on the roadside, so I went to the bar. When we get to the bar and see a beautiful woman, we will strike up a conversation, and then we will get a room. "

After listening, the wife said to her husband, "Give me your hand!" "

The husband obediently held out his hand for his wife to see. The wife was furious and said, "I didn't say you went bowling with your friends!" " What happened to your hand! "