What are the classic funny lines of Stephen Chow in the movie Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang?

Wang Ning: I've never heard of a genius master. I have a chief of staff who wants to learn from you!

Mrs. Hua: How can our master bully the small with the big?

Master Hua: Yes, yes!

Staff: there is no generation of literary discussion!

Wang Ning: Yes, just for fun! But if you can't do it well, don't blame me for being mad! You did the right thing!

Staff: one township, three masters and two Li * * *, who doesn't understand the four books, five classics and six classics, dares to teach seven or eight nine sons, which is very bold!

Wang Ning: Yes, why? If you don't give me face, I'm really going to be angry!

Tang Bohu: Let me try!

Tang Bohu: Ten rooms and nine poverty, earning eight hundred and twenty-seven dollars and sixty-five cents, still half-hearted, first-class!

Wang Ning: How neat!

Master Hua: Hua 'an, you are just in time!

Tang Bohu: Nothing, nothing, nothing!

Wang Ning: Hmm!

Staff: Next, I am a scholar and chief of staff of seven provinces, nicknamed "the king of kings". Who are you?

Tang Bohu: My brother studied for two years, a lost little book in the world, Huaan!

Staff: OK, I'll see you later! (The two men opposed each other for a long time, blew each other a kiss, and everyone fell down together.)

Tang Bohu: Sorry, I can't help admiring each other.

Staff: Anyway, let's get started!

Staff: In the picture, the dragon doesn't scream and the tiger doesn't scream. Little buddhist nun is ridiculous!

Tang Bohu: There are no wheels or horses on the chessboard. General, be careful!

Everyone: OK, OK, that's right! That's right!

Staff: Yingying, Yan Yan, Cui, Cui, Hong, harmony everywhere!

Tang Bohu: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves!

Everyone: Hua 'an is really good, Hua 'an is great!

Wang Ning: Come out, to him, to him!

Staff: Ten thoughts, homesickness for the country!

Tang Bohu: Eight eyes * * *, flowers, moon, Chou-heung!

Everyone: OK, OK-

Staff: I am majestic, showing my fearlessness.

Tang Bohu: You are a dirty bitch, showing half your penis.

Staff: I advise the general to lose to you, buddhist nun.

Staff: Your family is here to plant trees!

Tang Bohu: Your bathtub will go well with fish!

Staff: Fish and fat fruit are cooked in my stomach! )

Tang Bohu: Your mother can cook!

Staff: Ah! (The General Staff takes a step back and vomits blood)

Tang Bohu: This couple should have a good time. Brother Chuanchang vomited dozens of taels of blood today, which is unprecedented. I admire you!

My wife, I live near Suzhou. There is a house and a field at home, and it is endless. Who knows Tang Bohu? He is ruthless, colluding with the government, breaking the law and occupying my big house and my land. My grandfather turned against him and he hit him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he caught him raping her a hundred times in Tangjia. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu? He is so insidious. Knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot against him and beat my father and son in front of the whole city. The little man was strong and survived. Poor dad died! This kind of hate is harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, and read articles at the same time, vowing to gain fame and fortune and make enemies strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I remember that this hatred is not shameful ~ ~ ~.