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apology
Pretty girl: "No way, why am I so unlucky to meet you again?"
Zhou Xingxing: "I found it, too. I think my predecessor's crime must be very serious."
Pretty girl: "You speak clearly! I want to kick your ass! "
Zhou Xingxing: "Don't you dare. I will scream. "
Pretty girl: "What's your name?"
Zhou Xingxing: "indecent assault."
Pretty girl: "Do you think someone will talk to you?"
Zhou Xingxing: "It doesn't matter if I don't. I will come back and be indecent. "
Pretty girl: "My God, you are such a scoundrel. You are really blind! " "
Zhou Xingxing: "Well, yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elite in this world."
Pretty girl: "..."
2. In KFC
Pretty girl: "Don't talk, I get bored when you talk."
Zhou Xingxing: "I haven't said it yet. Can you be reasonable? " "
Pretty girl: "I told you to stop." You talk like a fly. It's disgusting. "
Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, so words can play such a big role. It's really earth-shattering Can I work part-time? "
Pretty girl: "Do what?"
Zhou Xingxing: "Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage."
Pretty girl: "You are hopeless. Go back and deal with things early. "
Zhou Xingxing: "I don't want anything before I die. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Will you promise? " ? "
Pretty girl: "Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered."
Zhou Xingxing: "Will you treat me to KFC?"
Pretty girl: "Go to hell ..."
Step 3 Leave Ken's base
Pretty girl: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? "
Zhou Xingxing: "To be exact, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask? "
Pretty girl: "Nothing, it's nothing to care about your lifelong events." "
Zhou Xingxing: Well, why not? You, like me, are my beloved. "
Pretty chick: "Who? .."
Zhou Xingxing: "My mother. She always likes to ask questions. "
Pretty chick: "If there weren't so many people watching in the street, I really want to hit you."
Zhou Xingxing: "I'm not afraid of others seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? " ? What about you? Aren't you with your boyfriend? "
Pretty girl: "Never mind!"
Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I see. Abandoned by her boyfriend, I want to find a psychological balance. "
Pretty chick: "Dogs don't spit ivory. To be clear, I don't want to find it. "
Zhou Xingxing: "Think of me, I will suffer."
Pretty girl: "Please stop disgusting me."
Zhou Xingxing: "I can be your extra unconditionally. If you need a boyfriend, please call * * * * * * * ".
Pretty girl: "We'll talk about it then."
Zhou Xingxing: "Can you tell me your phone number?"
Pretty girl: "We'll talk about it then. Stop bothering me and scolding you. "
Zhou Xingxing: "OK, then send a message to scold me."
Pretty girl: ..................
Go home separately
Pretty chick: "Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him."
Zhou Xingxing: "Hehe. It is strange that she didn't send a message to scold me. "
Pretty girl: "It's over. Do I really like that scoundrel? " "
Zhou Xingxing: "Hey, hey, she doesn't like me as a scoundrel. This is the end. "
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