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What's the story of three eggs?
"It doesn't matter, two generations of love!" The rich man said, "What are three eggs? Let's talk about it later! "
Half a year later, the two generations of love came to town again and rushed to this restaurant to pay back the money. See the rich man, avanti asked:
"Last time I ate three eggs, how much should I pay you back?"
The rich man took a big abacus from the wall, pulled it out for a long time and said:
"Not much, not much, three eggs, or even three hundred dollars."
"The rich! Are you crazy? " Two generations of love was taken aback.
"ah! Is this too much? " The rich man said, "If I hadn't eaten these three eggs for you, I would have hatched three hens." One hen lays 100 eggs in half a year, three hens have to lay 300 eggs, and 300 eggs will hatch chicks. Tell me how much it is worth! "
Two generations of love scolded the rich for bullying others, but the rich went to the emperor to sue the two generations of love.
On the day of the court session, the emperor sat angrily in the temple, waiting for Avanti to punish him severely. But by noon, Avanti hasn't come yet. The emperor sent people one after another, and finally saw two generations of love coming slowly with iron spoons in their hands.
"How dare you!" The emperor shouted loudly, "Why didn't you come after committing a crime?" Can you escape? "
"I am very busy, your majesty!" Two generations of love said, "the two acres of wheat planted by my neighbor and I have to be planted tomorrow." We were busy frying wheat seeds, which delayed some time. "
"Ha ha, fool!" The emperor and the rich man laughed together. The emperor said, "Can the fried wheat germinate? You big fool! "
"So you also know that fried wheat will not germinate." Two generations of love said, "So, may I ask your majesty, can boiled eggs hatch chickens?"
The emperor and the rich man were dumbfounded and couldn't say a word.
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