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What skills does the last robot have?

Ah, I saw many new things! Gee, those tall people are future robots, aren't they? Future robot combination. Well, I have to see what this robot has. The owner of the house came over and introduced me endlessly: there are many kinds of robots in the future! Life robots get up early every morning to make breakfast. It tried every means to wake its master. After the owner gets up, he makes his hairstyle very beautiful within one minute. When the host goes to work, he cooks and washes clothes at home and keeps the house in good order. Professional robots will look for jobs everywhere according to job advertisements, and the money they earn will be handed over to their owners without selfishness. When the owner sleeps at night, it will become a button embedded in the clothes. When a thief comes to steal in the middle of the night, he becomes an electric baton to stun the thief and then becomes an electric baton to stun the thief. Let the police punish him. Emotional robots are considerate. If the host is upset, it will tell some jokes to make the host happy. And a hero of justice. If the owner is a thief and wants to ask him for help to do something bad, he will definitely not do it. He will also take the owner to the police station. Knowledge robot is rich in knowledge and quick in thinking. If the owner's child has a problem, he will patiently explain it to him. If the host has any questions, he will ask them directly. It can answer in one bite. Traffic robots can replace police uncles to maintain traffic order. Whether it is scorching sun or pouring rain, it will stick to its post conscientiously. It can also monitor people who litter and spit everywhere and make them correct immediately. Otherwise, they will catch them and won't let them leave. Tree planting robots investigate places with few trees. They will plant trees and go to the desert to turn it into an oasis. Go to the plateau and let the plateau blossom. From then on, there will be no more sandstorms, tornadoes and floods, and the people will live and work in peace and contentment. Future robots will all use solar energy. The future robot composition written by middle school students will not pollute the environment, but also be convenient and durable. After listening to the introduction of the host, I can't help falling in love with these smart and capable robots. I believe you must also like these smart and lovely robots! Dear friends, let's work together to create a better tomorrow! Twenty years later, I invented a robot, which is the latest robot. I invented it! It has eight functions: there are eight buttons to control: the colors of the buttons are red, green, white, blue, orange, yellow, blue and purple. If you are hungry and want something to eat, just press the red button. The robot will help you prepare the food you want to eat as quickly as possible, so that you can eat delicious food. If you want to drink water, press the green button. The robot will also bring you drinks as quickly as possible to make you drink enough. If you want to sleep, just press the white button, and the robot will become a comfortable bed, so that you can sleep enough. Press the blue button, and the robot will turn into a car and take you where you want to play. When you sleep at night, just press the orange button and the robot will become an alarm to watch over you. If you meet a bad guy, just press the yellow button. Robots will crush all the bad guys. If you are caught in a traffic jam when you go out, just press the blue button and the robot will take you across the traffic jam area and continue driving. If you want to visit the underwater world, just press the purple button, and the robot will take you into the seabed to enjoy the beautiful scenery ... Twenty years later, I have become a robot expert, and I have invented many robots! There are fire fighting robots, dancing robots ... everything. Now I have invented a housework robot, and I would like to introduce it to you. Domestic robots are not expensive. It can not only do housework, but also have some other special functions. There are many buttons on the robot, all about doing housework. Just press the housework that needs to be done and the robot will do it immediately. Be careful when doing housework. As long as it finds a little garbage, it will clean it up. It doesn't matter. This robot has a microcomputer in its belly. Once the thief is found, it will scan it immediately. If there is anything suspicious, it will quickly catch the thief and call 1 10. When you are in a bad mood, the robot will tell you jokes and play music to make your mood better immediately. The housework robot I invented is also an environmental protection robot. If it has no electricity, it will be an environmental protection robot. Don't worry, just give it cans and batteries. Whatever can be recycled can be used anyway. It will turn the rubbish into electricity and eat it once a month. Is the robot I invented not good? I will invent more magical robots to feast my eyes on in the future.