Homophonic Chinese character joke homophonic Chinese character joke

Someone sent a pipa to the county magistrate, but he mistyped it as a pipa on the gift list. The county magistrate smiled and said, "Pipa is not this kind of pipa. I only hate my poor literacy! A guest replied, "If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will blossom.".

At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.