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Village meeting

There was a meeting in a village. Because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, villagers) Everyone, please don't talk, the meeting is now.) The host said: "Pickles, sausages and melons, please." (Now let's ask the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog has eaten today's meal, everyone has eaten it." It's a big bastard." (Comrades and fellow villagers, today's meal is enough, let's all use big bowls)