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Song Wu's tortuous experience

In this chapter, Song Wu is a strong man with twists and turns. Where will his twists and turns rise?

The first discount is mainly reflected in Song Wu's sober drinking. At that time, Song Wu had traveled for a long time, and it was almost evening. Song Wu is hungry. Seeing a hotel around called "Three bowls of wine don't pass the mail", Song Wu ignored it and sat down at the door of the hotel. He saw a shopkeeper coming and asked Song Wu how much wine he drank and what meat he ate. I saw Song Wu order food and drink a bowl of wine, but I saw that it would produce the power to drink. The shopkeeper sifted bowl after bowl, and then stopped sifting. Song Wu asked, but the shopkeeper said that I couldn't pass the hillock after drinking three bowls of wine, and Song Wu said that I had been to the hillock for more than ten times and didn't see a big bug, so I continued to drink, and I always drank fifteen bowls of wine before and after.

The second discount is Song Wu's caution. Song Wu was very cautious. He had to think twice before he met anything, so he was called "cautious Song Wu". We can see Song Wu's caution in drinking three times. For the first time, the owner's name was Song Wu. He stayed in the inn for one night tonight, rested for one night, and set out at noon tomorrow. But Song Wu thought that the owner planned to leave at night to steal his money and damage his reputation, so I think this was Song Wu's first caution.

Second, when the wind walked for several miles, he found that a tree had been peeled off a little. However, Song Wu said that the shopkeeper really lied, which proves that Song Wu is still thinking.

Third, when Song Wu walked half a mile, he found a ruined temple. When he walked in, he saw a poster. Only then did he know that there was a big and heavy bug in the forest, but he felt it was too shameful to go back, which made the shopkeeper laugh, so Song Wu moved on. This is Song Wu's three warnings.

The third fold is the background of fighting with tigers. At that time, Song Wuzheng was drunk on a big blue stone. Suddenly a gust of wind blew over and I saw a blade crawling over. I think Song Wu was very clever at that time. He told the tiger to keep fighting, but he was evasive. The tiger had no strength, so he got up to fight with the tiger.

Killed the tiger on the spot. As a result, the county magistrate called him the county magistrate and was called "Wudutou".

This is the tortuous experience of Song Wu.