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Once upon a time, there was a man who told a cold joke in the dog days.
Three or nine days later, he told a joke. As a result, everyone got heatstroke.
Everyone was too scared to listen to him or go near him. He was so bored that he wrote a book called Snow White. It begins: Once upon a time, there was a girl who was very white, and everyone called her Snow White. Everyone is puzzled. She is so white. Why is she so white? Later, I finally knew. She is anemic.
At that time, a boring young man quipped:
Brother, talkative sister, anemia,
My sister's beautiful name is Snow White.
Brother is willing to get a handful of snow,
Sister doesn't want to abuse her brother.
Snow White said:
A-mei's name is Snow White.
Because he was born with anemia.
I don't like gossip,
Brother Hugh wants to ask his sister out.
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