Poems or stories that promote Putonghua

1. A girl from Hebei was introduced to a guy from Shandong. From the first time we met, we all talked in Mandarin. On the wedding night, the groom said to the bride, "I will speak Shandong dialect in the future!" " "The bride asked," Didn't you always speak Mandarin to me? " "I'm not afraid you think my culture is low! Now that I'm married to you, I should relax. "

A year later, the child was born. When the baby began to babble, the young father suddenly changed his mouth to speak Mandarin. He said, "You can't let your children learn local dialects from primary school."

Three years ago, a school official went back to his hometown to visit relatives. Because he has worked in other places for many years, he is used to speaking Mandarin. As a result, his father picked his reason: "Going home, are you still playing with your father?" Going home again this year, he took the initiative to talk about his hometown dialect, but I didn't expect the village chief to blame him again:

"You have left for many years, why do you still speak dialect? Now everyone in our village speaks Mandarin! The products of village-run enterprises have been sold to other provinces, and when people speak dialects, they will feel that our products are not high in science and technology. "

In a remote rural area, a tourist passed by. Because he was very hungry, he went into a small restaurant and said, "What's good to eat? Make it faster. I have to hurry after eating. "

However, due to special reasons, this small restaurant is closed today, so the waiter replied, "Mi-"means "No". When the tourists heard that it was noodles, they thought, "Noodles will do", so they nodded and sat there waiting. After a long time, when he saw that there was no movement, he became angry and said angrily, "Hurry up! Make noodles! Are you afraid that I won't pay? " ?

The people in the shop said "Dong Miguo-",which means: "I told you, there are no noodles!" As soon as the tourists heard that it was melon noodles, they said, "The melon noodles are ok. Why don't you make it for me? ! "The waiter said," Mimi is Mimi. What's the noise? Mimi-"it means: no is no, no matter how noisy you are."

The tourists misheard again and thought it was fried noodles. He said impatiently, "There are fried noodles. Why didn't you say so earlier? " ..... In this way, it used to be a very simple meaning, but now it is getting farther and farther.

4; A foreign tourist entered Beijing for the first time. After a long experience in Beijing Railway Station, he decided to take the most familiar and cheapest public transport-bus, go to the meeting place designated by his friends, and build a country. When you get on the bus, you have to pay a one-yuan fare. But he couldn't find change for a long time, so he had to take out a Qvanxian Zhang ten yuan and say to the conductor, "Jianguomen."

Who knows that the conductor's elder sister glanced at him out of the corner of her eye and turned to collect money from other passengers. But this man is a fool and thinks: Why don't you take my money? It's not against the rules! So, he took a step, overcame all difficulties, and finally squeezed into the conductor's side, shaking his money and saying, "Jianguomen!" " This time it was a little louder, which attracted the attention of people around.

This ticketing sister is also embarrassed to ignore him. With a whoosh, she took out a brand-new hundred-dollar bill from her purse, held it up to our steadfast brother and said loudly, "Did you see it?" It turns out that our brother's Mandarin is not very standard, and the pronunciation of "Jianguomen" is "Did you see it". No wonder the conductor is angry. Isn't it just a relatively new ten dollars? Who hasn't seen it?

5. A Shanghai prosecutor went to the Northeast on business. When he checked in at the hotel, the receptionist at the front desk saw him wearing a uniform and asked him, "Is there a man?" The Shanghai guest was surprised and replied, "I have no housework." The waiter said, "Who asked if you had any housework? I mean, do you have a boyfriend? " The guest was angry: "My home is in Shanghai. What are the chores here? " ? Without rhyme or reason! "

"Guy" means "tools and weapons" in the northern dialect. The waiter asked the guest if he had a gun. If he has a gun, he must register.