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When a gifted scholar meets a monk, who is better, Su Shi or Fo Yin?

Su Shi and Fo Yin, when talented people met monks, they had PK in culture, and finally Fo Yin was even better. From their PK scenes several times, we can see that Fo Yin is better. After all, he is a monk who knows the truth and is more open-minded about everything.

Su Shi is a very free and easy person, also known as the first talented person in the ages. Su Shi was a big star at that time. Wherever he goes, people know him and he has many friends. Taoist Fo Yin is a good friend of his. Their relationship is unusual. They often joke and bicker together. Who is better when a talented person meets a monk?

Once, Fo Yin was eating fish at home when Su Shi suddenly came and hid the fish in a hurry. When Su Shi came in and smelled the fishy smell, he said, "Xiangyang is always the first spring" and asked Fo Yin what was the next sentence? Fo Yin said, "Celebrating family is enough". At this time, Su Shi said, since there are fish, why not share them? Fo Yin finally said with shame.

On another occasion, Su Dongpo and Fo Yin sat together and chatted. Su Dongpo showed Fo Yin what he looked like. Fo Yin honestly replied that you are like a Buddha. Su Shi wants to make fun of Fo Yin. He had thought about the question to answer, so he asked Fo Yin, Do you know what you look like in my eyes? Before Fo Yin could answer, Su Dongpo directly said that Fo Yin was like a pile of cow dung. And Fo Yin finally didn't answer, just smiled.

Su Dongpo was still very proud and went back to show off with his sister. Instead, his sister laughed at him. He thinks he has a Buddha in his heart, and all he sees is Buddha, but what you see is cow dung. So who won? Su Dongpo suddenly felt embarrassed? .