What are the funniest jokes? Who has it?

A friend went abroad and saw a car accident at home one day. His English is really poor, but he called the emergency center in a friendly way and said, "two cars are fucking, one car is dead!" Please call wuli wuli! " (Can't say ambulance ...) The best thing is that the ambulance really came ten minutes later. ...

An old classmate saved her lover's number on the phone with the name 10086. Every time I receive a text message, my wife has to read it. Every time I read it, I said, TMD, 10086 is so funny and disgusting. ...

Leading son loves to play truant and lie. For this reason, the leader bought a polygraph robot at a high price. It will be late tomorrow. Father: Where have you been? Son: The library. The robot took a picture. Son: Go to a classmate's house to watch porn. Father: How dare you? I've never seen it in my life. The robot immediately slapped his father. The mother said angrily to her father, you deserve to be so strict with your son. After all, he is your own! Bang! The robot slapped his mother again!

The senior three teacher said to the whole class: "The college entrance examination is coming soon, so don't quarrel with people who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood;" Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood. "