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Are there any examples of jokes or bad consequences caused by mistakes in writing or reading Chinese characters?

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect read an ancient poem to the students. Wochun > The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows;

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Mume smells the flowers, and lying on the branches hurts and hates the bottom. You can easily find Chun Lv by listening to who you are lying on.

The shore is green, the shore is green and the shore is dark green.

The teacher asked the students to dictate, and one student wrote;

I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm an ass,,,

The greatest pinyin typist in history

Gabby: You howl.

MM: You cried. Where were you killed or injured?

I surf the internet. What about you?

MM: I'm also in Wang Bali.

Where are you from?

I'm from Ghost Island.

Oh, I come from a cave.

Do you like men or women?

Gabby: Of course it's hard for me to have a baby. You must be a woman.

Yes

Are you moldy?

MM: Not bad. People say I'm a great misfortune. Are you old?

Gabby: Not bad. Many people say that I am a big loser.

Really, how much pity should we have?

Good duck, what's the number of your lean chicken? I don't know when to talk about persimmons next time.

MM: Don't use lean chicken. It's so expensive to chat with thin chicken. Just use your QQ.

Xiao Ming often reads Chinese characters into dense words. One day, he went to a birthday party. At KTV, he watched it for a long time and said, "Just sing this song to celebrate your birthday!" Everyone thought, "How can there be such a bad song? Take a closer look: pray ...