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Dogs talk about mood.

1. If I do it again, I will choose a considerate husband, keep a dog, choose a house of about 100 square meter and live near my parents. I will work at sunrise and rest at sunset every day, quietly and slowly, buy things I like, travel where I want to go, and live a good and slow life.

2. Accompany you through the youth from school uniform to wedding dress. My dog and I are going to send you to get married-to Talent 205438+05.8+02.438+09.

They used to have owners, but the owners kept them irresponsibly, didn't tie the dog chain when they went out, didn't give them a dog license, didn't get sick, abandoned them, wandered the streets, and finally fell into prison, waiting for death or death. Some dogs have been locked in iron cages for a long time, suffering from depression, mania and mental illness, and finally died of madness.

4, a headshot, always making jokes, terrible, walking the dog, the dog is disobedient, lost the key, in a bad mood, stinking hot, failing the exam, making jokes, sad.

Once at a traffic light, a sick hairless dog tried to cross the road at the end of the traffic light time. An aunt Xie Qin whistled (especially to the dog), and the dog was really good and really wouldn't go. Stop by my aunt, and she will tell it, wait a minute, there is a car now, be good. I was in tears. Don't know why.

6. Please go ten meters ahead with your mobile phone, and then turn. There is an old man with a sign waiting for you at the corner. Go, remember that the sign says: stray dogs are accepted here.

7. It's time to celebrate the Spring Festival in the annual Spring Festival travel rush Peak. It is said that Figure 2 is by far the most luxurious pet foster home. But seeing the dog being so pitifully confined in such a small space, I decided to take Wang Zhu and his angry son home for the New Year. Driving home, Zhu Erhei, Zhu, never give up. Go home together for the New Year.

8. If you love your dog. Don't scold it. It never meant to hurt you. He has his reasons. You can understand slowly. Please play with it more. He only has you. no

I watched Westward Journey to Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon last night, had a good sleep, and took a fancy to the dog in Pumbaa's car. He is a cheapskate and refuses to give it to me.

10, I miss dogs again after dark. You've been dead for a day, and I can't stand the fact that you're not with me. Ah, ah, don't sleep. Come back.

1 1. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.

12 I decided to raise an Alaska. It is difficult to make this decision. After all, dogs are not kept on purpose, and there are many things to consider. But now that I have decided, I will treat them like my own children. I will not give up and watch them grow up slowly.

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14. 12 My dog died. My grandmother gave it to a man who coveted dog meat, peeled it and stewed it. I came back from school with nothing.

15, the son of a bitch is absolutely a perfect match, forever. Bitches sign up quickly, and dogs are limited.

16, accompanied Lao Zhao to buy a mobile phone. A bad guy in Lu Yu forcibly led a dog. The dog obviously didn't want to follow him and struggled to resist, but the strength was very different. The dog was beaten many times, purring, and it looked really uncomfortable. I feel sorry, blame myself and regret not being able to stop it ... If I were alone, I would try to negotiate and say it was useless.