Recommend some cold jokes.

1. In class, a boy fell asleep at his desk. The teacher found out and said calmly, take care at the same table. The female deskmate took off her coat and put it on the sleeping boy. . .

After boarding the plane, I found a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I want to strike up a conversation I blurted out, where do you get off?

3. User: My set-top box is broken.

Customer service: sir, what's wrong with the set-top box?

User: At present, at least five or six TV stations are showing the legend of Wulin, and three stations are showing Journey to the West. So many TV stations are broadcasting the same program, the set-top box must be broken.

Customer service: ...

4. On the New Year's Eve, some tables are famous brands, and the rest are empty. A woman said, "Go and sit over there. There is your memorial tablet over there." I collapsed ...

When I sleep late at night, I always feel as if someone is sitting on me. I opened my eyes and looked. Ah, a male ghost and a female ghost sat on me and chatted. I quickly closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.

"Is it time to take him away?" Male ghost said:

"No, he hasn't slept yet." The ghost said:

"Sample, see when he installs it." The male ghost said.

I ...

6. Seeing a mother and daughter,

Me: Hello, Aunt!

Mom: Hmm. ...

Me: Well, I want to know your daughter.

Mom: She is my daughter-in-law ~

Faint on the spot ...

7. Dormitory Brother: Who is wma?

Me: Who is wma?

Dormitory eldest brother

Well, wma! He sang many songs in my MP3.

I ...

8. Mom: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death.

Me: OK, I will study hard.

Mom: Come on, mom will teach you to eat!

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