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Eat longhorn and write 300 words.
At this time, I remembered my mother's words again. Oh, no, I ate too much beef. I'm going to be a cow. My heart is pounding like a rabbit in my pocket.
I rushed into the room and covered my head with a quilt. I thought to myself: it's over, I'm going to become a cow. My mother won't know me, and my friends won't play with me ... It tickles my arm to think about it. Should I start to change? I touched my head in fear to see if the horns had grown out.
"Bang-"Mom came back. She opened my door and said, "Baby, where are you?" I clung to the quilt for fear that he would see me. Mom found me and lifted the quilt. He bent down and looked at me and said, "What's the matter, you look so ugly?" I told my mother in detail. My mother burst into laughter and then said to me, "My mother told you this lie to prevent you greedy cat from stealing food." I looked at my mother stupidly and thought, "So my mother was lying to me, which really scared me to death."
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