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Eat longhorn and write 300 words.

It was a sunny Sunday, and my mother went out to buy food. Hungry, I came to the kitchen. Open the refrigerator door and look at all kinds of food. The saliva can't help flowing down. I picked up a piece of beef and just wanted to take a bite. But I remember my mother said, "Children will become cows when they eat beef." I was so scared that I threw the beef back. At this moment, my stomach growled. I covered my stomach and my hands trembled. I can't help but grab that piece of beef and eat it and think: ugliness is small, and starvation is big. I ate with relish. One is not enough, I eat two, two is not enough, I eat three ... "Uh-"I hit one. Only then did I find that my stomach was full and the beef on my plate was swept away by me. I closed the refrigerator.

At this time, I remembered my mother's words again. Oh, no, I ate too much beef. I'm going to be a cow. My heart is pounding like a rabbit in my pocket.

I rushed into the room and covered my head with a quilt. I thought to myself: it's over, I'm going to become a cow. My mother won't know me, and my friends won't play with me ... It tickles my arm to think about it. Should I start to change? I touched my head in fear to see if the horns had grown out.

"Bang-"Mom came back. She opened my door and said, "Baby, where are you?" I clung to the quilt for fear that he would see me. Mom found me and lifted the quilt. He bent down and looked at me and said, "What's the matter, you look so ugly?" I told my mother in detail. My mother burst into laughter and then said to me, "My mother told you this lie to prevent you greedy cat from stealing food." I looked at my mother stupidly and thought, "So my mother was lying to me, which really scared me to death."