Funny jokes about masks

1, it's cool to wear a mask. Just put on eye makeup, and you'll get fat. I forgot to turn on the light when taking pictures.

2, immortals should also wear masks, and the epidemic is not a joke.

3, wear a mask to work every day, even save lipstick, feel nervous every time you breathe, tomorrow will be better, come on.

4, handsome without a mask, I just hate the sun!

5. Go to work! Wear a mask all the time without makeup! I have never taken so few elevators in the morning! I love my job!

6. I fell in front of many people at noon and my glasses flew off. Fortunately, others can't see my masked face.

On the first day of returning to work, the leader explained the work to the three of us and found that the four of us were wearing masks in four different colors: white, gray, green and black.

8, wearing a mask to work every day, dizziness, nausea and vomiting, crowded departments, lack of oxygen, when is the head?

9. Three people didn't wear masks on their way to work today. One of them, me, shivering, crouched at the gate waiting for a mask.

10, because wearing a mask, I only changed my eyebrows and forehead when I went out, especially saving foundation, lipstick and loose powder.

1 1. Boss, your porridge tastes so convenient that wearing a mask won't affect your porridge.

12, first day at work, didn't wash my hair in rags. I thought everyone wearing a mask was the same. As a result, I was the only one, like the one who just finished hoeing.

13, I gained more than ten Jin. Wearing a mask every day, I can't see the meat and double chin on my face, and I don't feel fat at all.

14, really! The older you get, the less you know how to get along with people. Wearing a mask actually solves social fears to a certain extent.

15, the smog is going to work again, and friends must wear masks after work.