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Sister, I love you.
My sister is an honest and filial boy. She never fights. She dropped out of school before graduating from junior high school and took care of me at home until she got married at the age of 26.
I am a disabled person, so I have been discriminated against since I was a child. My peers always bully me! I remember once, I played with my little uncle. He always corrects my hair and laughs at me with other friends. I cry for my mother. At this time, my sister, who is three years older than me, suddenly ran over and grabbed my uncle's hand and twisted it hard. Somehow, his nose is bleeding. I was scared to tears. As soon as my sister let me go, she hugged me and said don't cry. My sister is here! Later my sister was scolded by her parents.
In fact, this is not the most guilty thing for me. What makes me feel guilty most is that my sister was beaten by my cousin and my third aunt.
In 2003, my family and my uncle built a house together. When I was a child, I suddenly heard my mother quarreling with my uncle that day because he occupied my house! Mom snarled: the couple finally counted others! His uncle said to his aunt, Go get a knife and chop her up! Dad said angrily, I didn't let anyone else take it. It's all my own! That's all I remember now, and then there was a wave of unrest.
One day, my mother saw my third aunt and cousin go to other places, so she asked my sister to go to other places to watch, probably for fear that the mother and daughter would harm our banker. I don't know what happened. My sister came back crying, black and blue. Crying for my mother, they took out our beans and hit me. So a great war broke out …
At that time, a picture of the vicious mother and daughter bullying their younger sister suddenly appeared in their minds, fighting each other. They pinched her sister, corrected her hair, and they beat her together … but the only old master and nurse present turned a blind eye! Thinking of this, I tore my cousin harder. I pulled her vest and scratched her back. I think that the last time she bullied her sister, she didn't dare to do it, just stood by and watched. It's a pity to think about it. I am ashamed of my cowardice. I know fighting is not a noble thing, but I will be beaten for my sister, because she is protecting me!
I remember when I was eight or nine years old, my sister was in the fourth grade. One day, I don't know when my bowl rack was kicked out. It was just me and my sister at home. I dare not ask, is it a thief? My sister was silent. Maybe he hit it with a stone? Sister is still silent. Later, she said timidly, maybe it was played by a fourth-grade child! At that time, I was still silly and asked: Why? I want to laugh when I think about it now. My sister is really simple.
When there was a flood in my hometown that year, my desire came back, so I took my sister's hand and said, "Sister, accompany me to the canteen."
"Wait for mom and dad to come back before going to such a big water."
"No, no, I'm leaving. If you don't go, I'll go myself! " Pretend to run outside.
My sister hurried behind her. "I really can't help you. Ok, I will go with you. "
I was in high spirits all the way, and my heart had already flown to the canteen. Thinking about delicious food.
Finally, I reached the river in front of the shop. The river was so urgent that I stepped into it with one foot. However, due to the rapid current, I couldn't stand at all, my feet trembled and I was almost washed away by the water. At the critical moment, my sister quickly tightened me and pulled me to the other side. I'm shocked and still a little scared!
My sister has many good things. Now that she is married, she lives happily. I think that's what good people get.
Every time I go to her house, she always takes me shopping and buys me delicious food, but the only thing I can't accept is that she loves cleanliness. She has to change her shoes when she comes in, wash her hands when she eats, and even go to the bathroom three times! She won't let me into her kitchen, dizzy and neat!
My sister always takes the initiative to do all the housework, washing clothes, cooking and carrying water. She always tries to eat leftovers.
My sister is good at everything except being stubborn, just like my father.
One day in June, the weather was hot and plums were ripe. My mother went to the garden to pick plums. My father is making a basket, but my second uncle borrowed it. My sister and I were watching Duke of Lushan, and Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi became sworn brothers. I was expecting that my second uncle suddenly came to deliver the basket. He knew his mother used it, but he didn't send it to Li Ziyuan. Dad is very angry. I ordered my sister and I to send baskets, but my sister just wouldn't go. I have to go alone. But when I came back, I saw my sister's mouth full of blood, her hair unkempt and her clothes dirty. It turned out that dad hit her … I really regret not being with her to watch her and take the beating for her …
I remember once when we were watching TV at night, my parents fell asleep. This is a comedy. We all burst out laughing when we saw the funny appearance of our female companion. Because we thought she was especially like our little niece ... and then my mother suddenly woke up. Scold us. Then I can't help but see something interesting … this kind of thing can only be shared with my sister!
Over the years, my sister has sheltered me from the wind and rain like my umbrella, which has made me grow up healthily.
Sister, I love you!
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