Interesting homophonic couplets of Chinese characters.

Lead: There are many different Chinese characters in China. Please enjoy the interesting Chinese homophonic couplets.

Lotus (Lianzi) has a bitter heart, while pear (Li) has a sour stomach.

A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao), hates Guan Yu (Guan Yu) and can't be Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)

In the rowing competition, rowing (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (mountain climbing).

Living in the pagoda, looking at Zhuge Liang and blaming Jiang Wei (Lu Bu).

A hundred schools of thought contend that Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He).

Extended reading: Play a homophonic joke on China when you see a chicken.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chicken. The tenant rented his land, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He must give him a chicken first. There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented out the land the next year. When he left, he put a chicken in a bag, paid the rent, and told the landlord about renting the land next year. He insisted that he was empty-handed.

As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his tune and said, "If you don't give it to Zhang San, who will you give it to?"

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so quickly!"

The landlord replied, "That sentence just now was' nonsense', and now it is said by accident."

Ears are here.

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to hang up, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles." The master recognized that the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect was "pig liver" and quickly agreed. He hurried to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper, a clever man, immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and presented a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the owner thought, "The owner told me to buy pork liver. Of course this pig ear is mine? " So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" "

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ears? Ears? Here? On me? It's in my pocket! "

Have a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wants to go there by plane. Afraid that the manager wouldn't agree to the reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "Take it when you have the chance, or don't take it." The manager received the telegram and thought it was an "opportunity" to close the deal. He immediately called back: "Seize the opportunity."

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager refused to reimburse the air ticket expenses on the grounds that he was not qualified to fly. The salesman took out his manager's call back and the manager was dumbfounded.