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When I go to a restaurant to eat, there is a fly in the bowl. How can I tell the restaurant owner?

Nothing you say will help. The boss has many tricks. Look at that.

( 1)

"Manager, there is a fly in this dish? ! "

"Congratulations, Sir, you won the lottery! Our beautiful waitress will accompany you to dinner for free tonight. "

(2)

"You see, what is this fly doing? >> The customer showed the waiter a cup of coffee that fell into a fly.

The waiter thought for a moment and said, "Sir, this is backstroke."

(3)

"Boss, come and see, there is a fly in this bowl!"

"oh? A fly? Let me see, wow! What a beautiful fly! Look at its golden wings and green head.

Red lips, this is a new species of flies that I have never seen before! We will make it into a specimen and keep it forever.

Make love in the hall. You are the first person to find it, so name it after you! May I have your name, sir?

? "

(4)

"Young lady, there is a fly on my coffee! What do you think this means? "

"Don't ask me, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller!"

(5)

"Miss, what do you think this fly is doing on my ice cream?"

The waiter looked at it carefully: "Maybe it's figure skating!" "

(6)

A lady panicked and grabbed the manager's hand: > "> Look, there is a fly in the cup! ! "

The manager comforted her and said, "Never mind, it's just a small animal. It won't bite."

(7)

"Miss, why is there a fly in this bean tooth dish?"

"I'm terribly sorry, Sir, this can only blame our side dish master. He is nearsighted. I said there were six flies. male

Insist on only five ... "

(8)

"Young lady, there is a fly on the table. Get rid of it quickly. "

"It doesn't matter. Anyone who dines in our restaurant will be given a free souvenir. You must use it. " With this

, gave the customer a fly swatter.

(9)

"ah! Miss, why is there a fly in the coffee? "

"Flies? No way! No way! Absolutely impossible! Before I served coffee, all the flies were picked out. "

& gt

( 10)

The customer put the cup under the waiter's nose: "Look, there is a fly jumping inside!" " "

"This is a cup, not a well. Do you still want to see a lively frog? "

( 1 1)

"Little ... miss, this, this nasty pallor, flies, always flying here ..."

Miss hurried to catch flies, but she couldn't get rid of them. She said helplessly, ""

Excuse me, sir, this fly

Probably drunk too, dizzy. "

( 12)

"Miss, why is there a fly in my cup?"

"Sorry, sir, according to the relevant regulations, our three-star hotel does not provide any consulting business."

( 13)

"Miss, is there a fly in my soup?"

"If you like to eat separately, please ask the chef."

( 14)

The customer asked angrily, "Did you bring coffee or tea?" Why is there a fly in it? "

The waiter respectfully replied, "That must be coffee, sir, because our tea usually carries mosquitoes."

( 15)

"Miss, this fly fell into the soup and drowned!"

"Wait a minute, I'll get the lifebuoy right away, okay?"

( 16)

"Miss, why is there a fly in my coffee?"

"Sir, fifteen yuan for a cup of coffee is cheap enough. What else do you want-an elephant? "

( 17)

Customer: "Why is there a fly floating on this cup of coffee?"

"Sorry, sorry,"

Miss said, and hurried into the kitchen. After a while, she brought another cup of coffee. "This cup may be better, the flies have sunk."

Went there. "

( 18)

"Young lady, this must be a male fly. Look at it buzzing. Do something. "

"I'm not a female fly. What can I do? "

( 19)

When the customer was about to drink, he found a fly in it, so he picked it out and finished it. When he put the cup

When he gave it to others, he put the fly in again and said to the waiter, "I don't like flies, but I want to know if others like them."

I like it. "

(20)

The customer complained to the manager, "There is a fly in the wine the waiter brought me."

The manager immediately called the waiter and criticized in front of the customers: "How can you give this noble wine with flies?"

Where are our guests? I have told you many times that wine with flies is used for cooking, but you just won't listen. "

(2 1)

"Boss, there is a half-dead fly in the dish."

The manager immediately called the waiter and criticized: "I have repeatedly stressed that fried flies should be rare, but how can it be rare?"

Did you bring it to the guests? That's a real pity. "

(22)

"Miss, there is a live fly in the dish."

"oh! You don't like cold salad? Then I'll heat it for you. "

(23)

"Waiter, look, there is a fly in this glass of wine."

"Sir, you are so honored! We just sentenced this fly to death, and you will enjoy it for free in all directions.

The whole process of being executed. "

(24)

"ah! A fly drowned in the cup. "

"No, no, sir, that's not drowning, it's suicide. This is a just lovelorn fly ... "

(25)

"Boss, the freeloader of the tax bureau is here again."

"Quick, give this dish to him >, don't forget to add the biggest green fly ..."