What kind of joke is similar to the joke of "fools go to school"?

1, hilarious men and women: A tourist said to the female tour guide, "I want to give you a gift. What do you like? " The female tour guide was very happy and wanted to get an expensive gift from the other party, but she was too embarrassed to say it, so she stammered, "I love dressing up." Give me something for my ears, fingers or neck! " After listening, the tourist took out a gift from his bag-a bar of soap. ...

2. Cold joke: A friend of mine has a stomach cold, so we take time off to go home by car together. As soon as I got on the bus, my friend said that I felt a little nauseous ... Then a couple came over ... The woman and the man spoiled and let the man sing, but the man didn't want to sing, but he couldn't hold back the woman's coquetry. As a result, the man really sang without asking ... and then my friend threw up very well. ...

3, hilarious men and women: A girl broke up with her boyfriend and made a very wonderful move: she logged into her boyfriend's QQ and sent a sentence to every woman in her friends: I broke up because I found that I love you! This includes classmates, colleagues, netizens, etc ... After posting, she calmly quit and left a message to her ex-boyfriend with her QQ: As an ex-girlfriend, this is just a small punishment for you. ...

4. Medical joke: A fat man of 100 kg went to consult a doctor about how to lose weight. The doctor said: running eight kilometers a day for 300 days can lose 34 pounds. Three hundred days later, the fat man called the doctor: I did lose 34 kilograms as you said, but I also added a new problem. The doctor asked: What's the problem? The fat man replied, "I am now 2400 kilometers away from home ..."

5. Folk joke: A: My son for several months stopped crying as soon as he heard two kinds of voices. B: Oh! What are these two sounds? The first voice is your singing. B (happy): Well, yes, it seems that your son must be a musical genius in the future! What's the second sound? A: The second is to stop crying as soon as you hear the dog barking. ...