Li Bai and Du Fu meet for a drink and have a professional dialogue (funny version)

Li Bai: Lao Du! Have you ever written a poem about wine?

Du Fu: Bad luck has frosted my temples, and heartache and fatigue are a thick layer of dust in my wine.

Li Bai: Haha! How decadent! Look at me! Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! Is the wine not ready yet?

Du Fu: It was too late to ask and answer questions. They brought me wine and vegetables.

Li Bai: It's really unpleasant! Look at me! Galla Chinensis, Hsi Chin, give it to that boy for good wine!

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! Not easy to meet. How much do you want to drink?

Du Fu: My master announced that it was a festival, and he urged me to drink ten cups.

Li Bai: Only ten years old? Look at me! Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a big drink! .

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! No appetizers? Besides, is this wine bad?

Du Fu: It's far from the market. I can't give you much, but in my cottage, we have old wine in our cups.

Li Bai: Alas! You have a good time here-you miss me. Pure wine costs money. For a golden cup, 10 thousand coppers is a hip flask, and Yupanzhen is ashamed of 10 thousand dollars.

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! Do you want to check out here first?

Du Fu: Alcohol debts are common, and he was 70 years old.

Li Bai: That's not right! It's okay, I'm here! Why do you say, my master, your money is gone? , to buy wine, we drink together! .

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! The wine is almost finished, and the food is almost finished. Did you have a good time?

Du Fu: Broken cups are roasted in cold, and you are full of sorrow.

Li Bai: Alas! I only hope that the song is right for the wine and the moonlight shines on the golden urn.

Du Fu: Agreed!

Li Bai: Lao Du! How did you spend the Double Ninth Festival yesterday?

Du Fu: Chongyang drank a glass of wine alone, and went to the riverside to take the stage when he was ill.

Li Bai: So bleak? Look at me! I just boarded the Longshan banquet yesterday and raised my glass here today.

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! What will you do if you can't drink good wine in the future?

Du Fu: The nature of Zhong Ding's forests is different, and Hunmi is my year.

Li Bai: Muddy mud? I don't want it. I only hope that the wine bottle will be welcomed and the prostitute will drift with the tide.

Du Fu: Hum!

Li Bai: Lao Du! After drinking all night, it was dawn. Where are you going?

Du Fu: On that green spring day, I sang loudly, drank wine and set foot on my way home.

Li Bai: Yes, yes! But I'm a little drunk. I want to sleep when I am drunk. You can leave yourself. If not, take the violin in the morning.

Du Fu: If you go, you won't come back!