80 English jokes

Mrs. Brown dialed her daughter's phone and shouted, "Hello, dear. How are you? "

"It's terrible, mom. My back is killing me, the children are being naughty, and the house is a mess? I'm waiting for the guests to come for dinner. "

"Don't worry, dear. I'll be right there. I will feed the children, clean your room and cook a dinner that your guests will never forget. "

You are an angel! How's dad? "

"Dad? Honey, you know dad died nine years ago. "

Time out. "What number are you calling? Hold on. Please! " The voice cried. "Does this mean you won't come?"

Mrs brown telephoned her daughter and said happily? Hey, honey, how are you?

? Too bad, mom. My back hurts badly. The children have been making noise and the house is in a mess. I have to prepare dinner for six guests. ?

? Honey, don't worry. I'll be right there. I will feed the children, clean the house and cook an unforgettable dinner for the guests. ?

? You are a life-saving bodhisattva. How's dad?

? Your dad? Honey, what's wrong with you? Your father died nine years ago?

Silence for a while,? Did you dial the wrong number? Just a moment, please. That voice has faded. Does this mean that you won't come?

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