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Why can't rabbits outrun turtles?
The tortoise and the rabbit have competed n times. One day, the rabbit called the tortoise and said, "Dear Bachelor of Tortoise, we have always competed many times in recent years, especially those who are engaged in training. Their hearts are so cruel that they always let us race and draw some ghost conclusions. Let's not talk about it. Let's just say that from a humanitarian point of view, caring for animals is obligatory. Why do you always take us there? Tortoise: "Rabbit widow, you are right. Because we often run races outside, your husband abandoned you with another new lover, and my wife ran away with others, making us not like a family or individuals. "After complaining, they hung up and had a rest. This night, the rabbit thought a lot, thinking n times from the first time. For the first time, in order to prove that underestimating the enemy (speed is not the only guarantee of success) will lead to failure, people arranged for her to run the first race with the tortoise, and she lost to the tortoise because she underestimated herself. Originally, there was nothing. If you lose, you lose. However, people didn't stop there and arranged a second game. Although you didn't underestimate your enemy in the second game, you made many mistakes because you didn't understand the environment (marketing environment), so you finally lost to the tortoise. The third time was not much better. Although familiar with the environment, but because it is a taxi (changed marketing tools), or lost to the tortoise. The fourth time, because the rabbit was ambushed by the tortoise (a marketing obstacle set by competitors), it finally lost to the tortoise; The fifth time, because the tortoise came to a relay race (leveraging marketing), the rabbit lost to the tortoise again; The sixth time, when the rabbit passed the checkpoint (the expansion of public relations), it was rejected because it didn't bring enough money to the checkpoint administrator (the lack of public relations), so it lost to Mr. tortoise; The seventh time, because the rabbit's low-key has never been publicized, the goalkeeper did not know him when he entered the stadium (the brand image was weakened due to insufficient integration and communication, so he was not allowed to enter the stadium). As a result, the referee finally ruled that the tortoise won because of the absence of the rabbit. ..... The tortoise never had a quiet night. Although he has won many honors and auras in recent years, his physical condition has gone from bad to worse due to overwork. He witnessed those peers who lost their precious lives at a young age. What a pity! Looking back at his physical changes over the years, he often feels dizzy and has low back pain after working for a long time. There are many such problems. These are all ominous signs. Maybe one day it will become a short-lived ghost and a thousand-year-old turtle, and that's it, not to mention a thousand years, even a hundred years may not arrive. No, I want to change this lifestyle, but how? With it, I will make a reasonable schedule of rest time, rest time and exercise time for myself (time management) and strictly implement it, so that my body can get better slowly. Thinking of this, the tortoise smiled and fell asleep happily. After a while, a master went to do training. This time, the master arranged a race between the tortoise and the hare. This time, I informed the tortoise and rabbit race in advance, and I also made a phone call to get familiar with and understand the specific situation in advance. This time, in order to achieve the goal, the master also designed many obstacles, set up a high platform and set up a river on the way. The rabbit runs very fast. It runs to the river first, but she can't cross the river. What should I do? She suddenly thought of the tortoise. Why not run back while thinking about it? At this time, the tortoise was blocked under the high platform, climbed up again and again, and fell down again and again. The rabbit goes to it. The tortoise is worried. Hearing this, he nodded his head. In this way, the rabbit took the tortoise across the high platform, and the tortoise carried the rabbit across the river. Finally, both of them reached the finish line. When others were about to see a joke, they suddenly found that both the rabbit and the tortoise had arrived, and people began to be startled. At this moment, the master spoke. Do you know why they succeeded? Because they have competition in cooperation and cooperation in competition, when they can stand together and cooperate, they will succeed. Otherwise, we can only lose both sides. The master said that he sank here, and then said that the story of the race between the tortoise and the rabbit was over here. The rabbit and the tortoise shook hands happily and said in unison, we finally don't have to compete anymore. It is purely original and cannot be reproduced. Offenders will be prosecuted! Xiaoyao sanren
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