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Lines from the Sketch of the Gambler

Character: Hong Ye’s younger brother, the Gambler’s waiter (in order of appearance)

Content:

Hong Ye : When will the Gambling Saint arrive?

Little brother: There are still a few seconds. (Said while looking at his watch)

Hong Ye: Okay, I’m going to meet him today, hum, the Gambling Saint (in a contemptuous tone)

The Gambling Saint appears

< p>Gambler: A little tired. . . Hehe

Hong Ye: The Gambling Saint (Speak loudly, both sides stand up and shake hands)

The Gambling Saint: Hong Ye (Speak loudly)

Hong Ye: Today I want to have some fun with you.

Gambler: How to play?

(Hong Ye smiled evilly and gestured to the younger brother to put the money box on the table) The waiter began to enter the room

(The Gambler also took out the money box he brought , after opening it, open it and face Master Hong)

Master Hong: OK, there are principles. The old rule is to pass three levels.

(The gambler acted cool, took off his windbreaker, and dropped it on the chair. Both parties began to cross their legs)

Waiter: Two out of three games, start (Waiter Make gestures, it’s time to start. Both sides started playing rock-paper-scissors)

After three games, Mr. Hong lost

Mr. Hong: The gambling sage is indeed a gambling sage, and he has good gambling skills. (Signing to the younger brother to give money)

Master Hong: Now I will play with your brain.

(Looking at Gambling Saint, the waiter began to take out playing cards, which were scattered on the floor while shuffling them. He took out another deck, shuffled the cards, listened to the cards, and when Gambling Saint and Hong Ye were about to play When playing cards, he gestured not to move for the time being, took out a few cards from one side and put them on the other side, and then signaled that it was time to start)

Hong Ye: What is he doing?

Little brother: rub the cards.

Master Hong: (anxious) Rubbing cards? Open the cards quickly. (Pause)

The Gambling Saint is worthy of being the Gambling Saint, give it to him. Okay, (gives all the money boxes to the Gambling Saint) Okay, I have lost everything now. I have nothing to gamble with, so I say goodbye.

Gambler: Don’t you have a nickname in the gambling world, called Casino Gold?

Hong Ye: Those are all in vain.

Gambler: Oh, wait. . . There are so many juniors here today, you have to set an example, Master Hong

Master Hong: Okay (Master Hong sat down and gestured to the younger brother to pay)

Little brother : I have no money, brother, two coins at last

Hong Ye: These two last ones

Gambler: What do you want to play

Hong Ye: I This will give me an explanation for my IQ. Let's play, what should we play? (Ask the little brother)

Little brother: Just sing duet with him. Aren’t you the best in antiphonal singing?

Master Hong: What a great idea, I’ll sing a duet with you.

Gambler: Antiphon?

Hong Ye: The rules are very simple, and the ending is corresponding. Do you dare to play?

Gambler: Okay, I’ll stay with you until the end. 5 minutes and 37 seconds

Master Hong: Best of three games, I’ll go first

The God of Gamblers: OK

Master Hong: Hey, pig (The God of Gamblers muses) , Mr. Hong and his younger brother high five)

Gambler: Juliet, Juliet, don’t delay. . .

Waiter: There is water in the mud. . .

The Gambling Saint: I lose this one

Hong Ye: The Gambling Saint is the Gambling Saint, a good character.

Gambler: Hum

Hong Ye: Okay, I’d better go first

Gambler: Okay

Hong Ye: Hey, Pig

Gambler: Juliet, Juliet, don't drag your feet. . .

Hong Ye: you you (thirty words are omitted here

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Gambler: Bring water again. . .

Master Hong: (helpless) I’m leaving, I have nothing, goodbye!

Sage Gambling: Wait, don’t you also have a nickname called Bet on Everything and Lose Everything?

Master Hong: That’s a waste of fame (turns around to leave)

Gambler: Alas, Master Hong, so many juniors are setting an example

< p>Master Hong: I'm sorry, I want to keep playing with you, but I have nothing to bet with you

Little brother: Brother, you still have me

Master Hong: Yes, I still have him, so I’ll bet you on him

Hong Ye: Okay, in the last round, I’ll bet you on him. I'll do it

After thinking for a while

Hong Ye: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, hahaha (laughter) Take it

Gambler: Sheep's character

Master Hong: Take it, I tell you, there is no song in the world that starts with a sheep, let alone a sheep, that’s right!

Gambler: Why is that so?

Hong Ye: Pleasant Goat

Gambler: Like. Like, like, like, hahaha, let's swing the oars. . .

Master Hong: I never calculated that you were from the Northeast. . .

Gambler: Hahahaha, this time I will let you know how powerful the Northeastern people are. Are you still playing?

Master Hong: I bet my life on you!

Gambler: Bet, okay, come on, I'll bet with you.

Hong Ye: How to play?

Gambler: Do you dare to play with one bullet?

Master Hong: Okay, one bullet, I’ll go first!

(Gunshots sounded)

Gambler: Take the suitcase and follow me, you are mine