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Jokes about learning, that is to say, there are 365 jokes a year, and then subtract n days, it is best to leave only the one who studies for n days.

In fact, I really can't blame myself for not doing well in the exam, but because there are only 365 in a year. The specific analysis is as follows:

1, Sundays-There are 104 Sundays in a year. Excluding these days, it is only 26 1 day a year.

2, summer vacation-about 50 days in a year, the weather is very hot, so you can't study. So that 26 1 day leaves only 2 1 1 day.

In addition, holidays include New Year's Day, National Day, May Day and winter vacation. For 50 days, 2 1 1 day is only 16 1 day.

4. The remaining 16 1 day, there are still 8 hours of sleep and 3 hours of eating every day, which takes up another 74 days, leaving only 87 days a year.

Exams and tests account for at least 50 days in a year, and only 37 days remain in those 87 days.

6. If you want to watch movies or participate in some related activities for 20 days a year, then there are only 17 days left in those 37 days.

7. The remaining 17 days, about 1 hour of game time, 2 hours of communication time, half an hour of shopping time, half an hour of convenience time, half an hour of personal hygiene time and half an hour of snack time ... take up about 4 days, so there are only 13 days left in a year.

It is estimated that you will be sick for seven days a year, so there are only six days left in a year.

9. It is estimated that teachers and parents will be punished for five days a year, such as standing, writing, cleaning and so on. There is only 1 day left in a year.

10, just 1 day left, which happens to be our own birthday.

I wonder, there is no time to study this year, how can students take the exam?