Are there any philosophical jokes?

Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People with this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! 」

(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. It was the son who looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear. 」

Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )

3. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists: Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue. 」

(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you. )

Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" ! Teachers who bring foreign countries will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world! 」

(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also have a narrower definition of success. )

In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I asked you why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. 」

(Note: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu! "Well," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. I just want you to know how I feel when I am driving and you are chattering around. 」

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )

7. Good reason

A bus full of passengers is going down the hill quickly, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"

(Note: Some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )

8. So that's it

A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he knocked on my doorbell. 」

B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? 」

A: "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet. 」

Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon. )

9. misunderstanding

One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, a truck suddenly drove in front of him, and the grinning driver rolled down the window and cursed: "Pig!" "

Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" "

No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards. )

10, awesome afterlife

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"

Dad: "It's Edison."

The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

Strangely, people who like seniority are particularly prone to get into fights. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. )

1 1, don't be nervous

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here." It may take half an hour to get there. "

Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"

The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

Relax, relax, there's no need to be too nervous in life. Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous. )

12, key

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"

The key said, "Because I know his heart best."

Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others. )

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