Humorous jokes

1, my friend recently bought a camera, and my friend said that this kind of camera can remind you whether you blink when taking pictures. I thought it was fresh, so I borrowed his camera. I tried to take a selfie with it first, and the camera really showed: Did you blink just now? , I quickly transferred to the preview, no, I clearly opened my glasses' ah.

I complained to my friend: What a stupid camera you are! I obviously opened my eyes. It said I blinked. ?

My friend took the camera, looked at the pictures on the screen, and looked at me again. I said, your eyes are too small. ?

Me: @ # $ @! @*^#。

2. A foreigner eats hot pot alone in a Chinese restaurant. His husband ate all the dishes, then drank the soup in the hot pot and ate it with relish. Finally, he said to the waiter. This dish is good, much like our western food. ?

Lao Wang in the city wrote it on the wall for the inconvenience of the people behind the house. Cattle shit here. ?

The next day, he found a farmer holding cattle and horses in the back row of the house, and said, people in the city are really particular, and animals also have places to shit. ?

4. China people? Where is it? Where is it? It means modesty as a response to a friend's praise. Foreigners unfamiliar with China attend the wedding of a young couple in China. He praised the bride's beauty politely, but the groom said modestly. Where is it? Where is it? ?

Foreigners think that the groom thinks he is unclear, so they continue to speak in blunt Chinese. The bride's eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth are beautiful! ?

A drunk was speeding, and the policeman stopped him and was about to ask him a question. Suddenly, a truck next to it overturned, and Pol.ice quickly turned around to deal with the accident. The drunk jumped in the car and drove away.

The next day, the police found the door again. The drunk thought he was here to urge him to pay the fine, but the policeman said, Sir, please give us back the police car. Your car is parked at the door. ?

6. The drunkard asked the way:? Right? Excuse me, where is the other side of the road?

? Over there. ?

? That's weird. Just say it's over here.

7. Two men were drunk, came out of the bar and staggered home to discuss their women. One said:? I don't believe a woman can keep a secret, even if I kill her. Just a few days ago, I told her a little secret and she spread it to me. ?

The other said:? Not necessarily. Sometimes they can keep secrets. Take my wife for example. We have been married for 30 years, and I don't even know where she hid my salary. ?

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