Please tell me a joke that you think is the most interesting.

German amphibious singer Onzaman (1753-1832) likes to say a few words off the cuff when performing in Berlin Theatre, which makes his partner's actors feel at a loss. Therefore, the director told him not to improvise any more.

The next night, when he rode out, the horse actually peed on the stage, which made the audience laugh.

"How can you forget," Angzaman snapped at the horse he was riding? "The director didn't allow us to improvise."

An emotional old singer

One day, the French singer Maurice, who was over 70 years old? Chevalier (1888— 1972) is backstage with comedian Phil? Silver chats. Just then, a group of beautiful actresses chattered past them. Chevalier looked at them and couldn't help sighing, "Oh, if only I were twenty years older!"

"You mean twenty years younger?" Asked Silver.

"No, if I were twenty years older, then young girls wouldn't bother me." Chevalier said emotionally.

mistake

British adventurer Alexander? Blackwell's fate is terrible. He was once sentenced to prison for failing to run a printing factory, and was later implicated in a mysterious plot in Sweden and finally beheaded.

On the day of execution, when the judge announced the execution, Blackwell went to the hay cutter and put his head on the chopping block. The executioner said he put his head in the wrong place. He apologized and said to the executioner, "This is the first time I have been beheaded. It is inevitable that something will go wrong. Please forgive me. "

Singing and asthma

Although the famous opera singer Sophie? Arnold has been unable to use her voice freely, but her charming posture and figure on the stage have attracted many audiences.

Adriano Galliani, an Italian economist, once attended her concert and asked the audience as an authoritative music connoisseur what they thought of her singing. Galliani said, "This is the most beautiful asthma I have ever heard in my life."