I did an intelligence test on the computer, and the result was 50. The answer tells me that anyone below 69 points is mentally retarded, which means mentally retarded. What should I do?

1) baa wild line is the highest.

A: Unparalleled cream (high)

2) If you have baa, you will ask the first question very wild and high.

A: Strong Cream (High)

3) nds will be better understood than psp.

Answer: Because nds can bend the machine.

4) You can overcome nds by solving psp.

A: Because psp can bend the machine.

6) "abbabababbabbabbabababa" (guess a greeting from the sentence)

A: Long time no see.

7) Pineapple is orange and Shiro is green.

A: Koro.

8) Conan's illness is left, and a meeting is held to discuss it.

Answer: Detective (Detective Conan)

9) An ant has six feet, which can explain four footprints that walk through shit.

A: There are two hands and a nose.

10) America is a thin man.

A: usb

1 1) moves from the front left q to the right q, and then the right q moves to the left. What's the matter (guess four words)?

A: Block (left) Q from living in the sun.

12) explanation of white rabbit brand Qinqin Baimi Rabbit is a boy.

A: Not even a D.

13) Dogs can bark and cats can meow, but what about cooing and meowing?

A: Yang Guo (called "Auntie" every day)

14) baa potatoes are the most disgusting.

George Bush

15) a Jun went to the Water Affairs Bureau with an iron, B Jun drove to the park, and C Jun sat in prison with a hat. What are you doing?

A: Playing Monopoly.

16) shows that Xiao Ming was beaten by others and his grandmother could not save him.

A: I don't even recognize my grandmother when she was beaten.

17) How can an ant get from Hong Kong to the United States without driving 1 minute?

The line above the map

18) The dwarf stole Snow White to take a bath (guess a drink).

A: 7-up

19) We should ignore them.

A: Physics.

20) The human heart is a colorful frame.

A: Yellow ("yellow" in panic)

21) Class A, Class B, Class C, Class D, Class E and Class F are the most difficult to teach.

A: Class C is the same as Class E (Islam)

22) From snake A to snake Z, the edge bar is the slowest.

A: Snake C (Yu Shiman's "Snake C Slow")

23) English letters A to Z, E and T go to the left. How many English letters is the clock?

A: 2 1 letter (et will take the buried ufo away)

24) Daxiong punished her grandmother for not doing her homework, but what did Dingdong do to help her?

ATM

25) Give five children a pear, cut it with a knife and give it to all children equally, but cut it three times. What should I do?

A: Cross a pear with two knives, and then use the last knife on one of the children.

26) What is the smallest animal in the world (try to name it)?

A: Sheep.

Mr. Gao lives on 13 floor. When he leaves the street, he can take the elevator directly to the underground. However, if he has to take the elevator by himself, he must take the elevator to the 12 floor and then go up a flight of stairs. What's the solution?

A: Because it is not high enough, it is made on the 13 floor, so we have to go to the left 12 floor first.

28) There are three kinds of animals in the Olympic triple jump. They are monkeys, dogs and kangaroos. Who do you think will win?

Answer: Monkey, because the triple jump must take off on one foot, the other two animals don't know how to jump on one foot.

29) One day, a horse who knows how to listen to the little people won the race. There are three kinds of gifts to choose from: (1) 5000 yuan in cash; (2) camera; And (3) round-trip air tickets to Asia. After the owner explained the purpose of the gift, the horse chose the camera.

A: The camera automatically becomes a banana because of knowledge.

30) There is a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going?

Qingshan bar

3 1) There are two prisoners in a cell, one of whom was arrested for stealing for a year, and the other was a robber and murderer, but only for two weeks. Why?

Because he was sentenced to a left sentence.

32) A China couple living in Italy went to the market one day to buy chicken breast. Because she didn't know Italian, she just barked like a chicken and pointed at her chest. If she wants to buy chicken feet, she points to her feet, and the boss gets it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why?

Because her husband knows Italian.

33) What should I do if I lose my ID card?

A: Pick it up.

34) A container truck driver ran into a motorcyclist. The driver of the container truck was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why?

A: Because the container truck driver was busy at that time, he was not on the container truck.

35) Superman and superwoman do push-ups together. Why is there a hole in the ground after Superman finishes? There are two superwomen?

Answer: Superman does push-ups with one hand and Superman does push-ups with both hands.

36) Which is more painful, durian or watermelon?

I have a headache.

37) Why don't eggs break when you hit them with stones?

Answer: Take eggs in your left hand and throw stones in your right.

It is said that a plane was hijacked by a man. What will the passengers say to the hijackers? Guyi mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)

3. Win in time and evaluate a car brand.

A: Porsche

5. Do you know how to laugh at bb?

Because if you can laugh, you won't cry.

8.L Will training low left become baa?

A: The plane (flat)

10. Why can't you tell jokes on the boat?

Ans: Because a sea will laugh and cause a sea.

12. The city of the sky is estimated to be a place name in Hong Kong.

A: Kennedy (away from) the underground city.

13. Uncle McDonald, estimate the name of a country.

A: Myanmar (without electricity)

15. What do students fear most?

Ans: East Star (not upgraded)

16. What are the legs of a wild boar?

A: orb

17. Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have no baa?

A: Taro

18. Is there fish eggs in Yu Danfen's noodles and ice cream in his noodles?

A: Seven.

19. Can you put it in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because you can't tell secrets.

20. By the way, can TV artists comb their hair?

Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your breasts.

24.** What are the following fields?

A: Denominator of terror.

25. From the above questions, what is the median line?

Answer: Terrorism Branch

26. Is football Zhu, basketball Lan and judo Ba?

Ans: Last name is Christmas, because it's Christmas Day again, and it's Christmas Day again ~

29. There is a monster invading the earth. What should we do?

Ans: Sing the March (Superman theme song lyrics: This March, once played high, the monster ran away ~)

32. How happy will it be to solve the problem?

Ans: because happy new year ~ ~

33. Dump your dad in winter?

Ans: Doraemon (ending song: Dump a dad in winter, dump a dad in winter, Doraemon)

After a long day, A dreams of becoming a doctor.

A: Husband.

35. Have a dream in the morning, and the teacher's illness will be more contagious than the other one?

A: Stretch men, because stretch men stretch men.

From the above question, who was the first to be infected? (Not Doraemon)

Ans: Shinji, because Nohara Shinsuke.

37. What is Doraemon's surname?

Ans: Wu (opening song: Doraemon ~)

38. What a good solution! A, if you dream of becoming Japanese, can't you go outdoors?

Because he can't see his fingers.

39. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing.

Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

40.hello kitty saw a cross in Deardanier's block, which means kitty will hit daniel?

Because this intersection is dirty.

4 1. If the earth explodes to the left, do you want to go to the edge?

A: On the right side of the earth.

42. Can animals play table tennis?

Ans: Eagles, because eagles know billiards.

43. When does nine plus four equal one?

A: Look at the clock.

44. A Chinese character will sound good when it is divided, but it will be painful when it is closed. Guess the verb (18+).

A: Bite

45. Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangnan produces pumpkin, Guangxi produces watermelon, and Guang Bei produces it?

Ans: Make a scene, because you can't (Guang Bei) make a scene.

46. Can you type?

Ans: Bananas, because they don't play bananas.

47. A mouse has two feet?

Answer: Mickey Mouse.

48. Judging from the above questions, does baa duck have two feet?

A: All ducks (including Donald Duck).

50. Is the daily necessities a gei product in the 1980s?

Ans: Oil, because oil is not from the 1980s ~

5 1. Fu Cha is from Wu, and Xi is from Yue. Is it a person?

A: DAMIAN LAU.

52. Bread A, B, C and D, which bread is bitter?

Ans: c, because the baker (c is bitter)

53. When does one plus one equal three?

A: When fruit is wrong.

54. Will noon be greater than two, and two will be greater than five?

Ans: when guessing the bag and cutting the hammer fruit

55. Can animals tear eels?

Ans: Snake, because Youseman (snake tears eel)

56. Xiaoming is better than Daming, and Daming is better than Bian?

Ans: Dogs, because I've heard a lot about you (dogs breed Daming)

57. Is Yakult a delicious shelf?

You drank Zuo Wei today.

58. What is the most disgusting haircut product in Di Yun?

Ans: Meiyuan shines, because Meiyuan shines and will not be "played".

60. What is the Da Vinci Code?

A: Da Vinci account.

Here are some cold jokes told by my mother. I'll write them down:

1. A woman went for breast augmentation, and the doctor said: 100,000 yuan for two. But make one and get a 30% discount.

Why is this? (Question: 200,000, one is not 50,000? Why is there a 30% discount? )

The answer is: tortuous.

2. What's more disgusting than eating shit?

The answer is: eat two stalls of shit.

3. Chickens, ducks and geese go out to play ball together and come back to open the refrigerator. There are three bottles of soda in it. I plan to give everyone a drink, but the chicken won't drink it. Why?

The answer is: elegance (laughs)

Fat Huang got gastroenteritis one day. He went to see a doctor and asked him, doctor, I don't know why I pull fat cows when I eat fat cows, pull vegetables when I eat vegetables, and pull fans when I eat fans ... what should I do?

So the doctor said to the yellow fat man very seriously: your disease is easy to cure, very simple ~ whatever you say. ....

Why don't you just eat shit in the future!

5. Is there any rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea that does not belong to the 1980s?

The answer is "oil" [and (oil) is not the 1980s (from cookies singing "Anxious People Go to Sleep"].