Hurry up and ask for a funny drama script for New Year's Day! !

"Girls' Dormitory" is a very funny campus sketch. It would be very effective to perform on New Year's Day.

Girl's dormitory Huazai

Person: dormitory administrator: 1, 2, 3, 4 (sister for short). Captain, Ge Hua, girl: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Butler 1, 2, 3 appeared under the leadership of the team leader.

Captain: 1, 1, 12 1, 1, stand still.

All three said: 1, 2.

Captain: Pay attention to the password and turn left (1 right, 2 right, 3 oblique).

Captain: Hey ... what have you become? Concentrate. Listen to the password. Turn back (1 right, 2 left, 3 right).

Captain: Idiots, all idiots. You can't do such a simple action. How do you defend girls' dormitories and their unique and inviolable personal rights?

Accommodation 1: What is a unique and inviolable personal right?

Captain: The most direct explanation is that men are not allowed to touch women's bodies.

Plate 2:? It is also common for people to touch a woman's body. Ordinary male and female students often chase and fight, and physical contact is natural.

Captain: I'm not talking about these, I'm talking about those,

Accommodation 3: What exactly are those?

C: That's it.

Accommodation 3: That?

Captain: That's it. Raise your hand before you speak. This is the most basic courtesy, understand?

Three people: Yes.

C: Very good. It's good. Stupid girls can be taught. In short, we try our best to prevent those perverts from entering the girls' dormitory and safeguard the personal safety of girls.

Accommodation 1: (Raise your hand) Captain, a bamboo pole can't kill a boatman. Some men are gentlemen, such as my boyfriend.

Captain: No matter whether you are a pervert or not, as long as you are male, you can't enter the girls' dormitory, and the offenders will be killed.

Accommodation 2: It's not that serious.

Captain: It's that serious. Once found, in addition to recording a demerit, he was isolated as a SARS patient for one month, making them miss each other all day.

Accommodation 3: Wow, that's cruel. Being a human being is really pitiful.

Captain: Poor fart. Nowadays, college students are getting more and more presumptuous. Now they should pay a heavy price for their impulses. Our dormitory administrator should strictly implement the dormitory management rules and regulations of the college. Defend girls' dormitories and women's unique inviolable personal rights. Especially when you (refer to boarding house 1) wear clothes in the future. Don't let those people take advantage. Today's training is over.

Three people to lighten the burden: yes.

Nanhua shenggeshang

Brother Hua (holding a rose): Life should be happy. Why study all day? Why not find a beautiful lady and have a beautiful baby? (To the audience) My fellow men. I'm not afraid to tell you: there are not many girls in our school alone, not to mention the poor quality. Campus avenue path is either a dinosaur or a monster. Studying here is a great sorrow for us handsome guys. But life is so boring. So empty. I have to find a monster to satisfy my hunger. Two days ago, my fellow villagers introduced me to a friend, saying that we would meet in their dormitory tonight, or we wouldn't waste the opportunity. You don't know the situation in our school: the ratio of male to female is 4: 1, and boys line up in front of the girls' building. If they are not strong enough, they will have to quit. Seeing others in pairs and drinking a glass of boiled water makes me feel counterintuitive. My pure heart languishes day by day and I want to date in my dream at night. In short, a person is simply suffering. Don't laugh. Without a girlfriend, I'm a loser.

Say that finish upstairs, just a boarding house.

Brother Hua: Hey, why are you so unlucky today? It's going to be smashed before it starts (turning around and taking out a piece of cloth to pretend that the girl has slipped upstairs)

Butler 4: Stop (Brother Hua pretends not to hear and keeps walking) (loudly) Stop.

Brother Hua: Call me!

Butler 4: I'm not telling you who to call. Don't think that I won't recognize you because of your woman's posture. Look at you. Men don't look like men. Women are not like women. What a scandal! Come down, boys can't go to the girls' dormitory at this time.

Brother Hua: Aunt, I'm in a hurry.

Boarder 4: Am I very old? I'm only thirty-five this year. This is a young girl.

Brother Hua: Sister, I'm in a hurry. Excuse me.

Sister: That's more like it. What's the emergency? Everyone came up and said it was urgent. Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Brother Hua: Be tolerant. It will only take a few minutes.

Sister: Everyone talked for a few minutes, but together, they didn't come down for a few minutes.

Brother Hua: Sister, convenience is very important.

Sister: What is so important that it must be settled tonight (see Rose)? Yo, I brought all the roses. Blind date Hey.

Now the place where students date is no longer the canteen, but the dormitory. It is convenient and economical. gain two ends at once

Brother Hua: Now that you have seen it, let me get this straight. Let me in, because I'm dressed very handsome tonight and I've put a lot of effort into it.

Sister: Yo. Even if it's a compliment, I won't look at you like that in the mirror. Look at you, your face is like a frog. The back looks like wax gourd. Only? Your mother. I didn't give you Wahaha. Yo, fighting like a rich man is a waste of money. I didn't expect your parents.

Brother Hua: It's normal to spend money on girls. It costs money to get a wife in the future. It will be spent sooner or later anyway. It is better to spend late than early. Besides, I am also from the countryside, and I have my own discretion in spending money.

Sister: What are you talking about? Hey, hey ................................................................................................................................................................

(Brother Hua stares at his sister) What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful girl. He looks like a hungry wolf.

Ge Hua: Sister: You look beautiful! For example, Chang 'e in the sky is more beautiful than the four ancient beauties. Sister, when you were young, there must have been many boys pursuing you.

Sister (happy): Of course, at that time. The first rain in 2000. Come a little earlier than before. Eighty cars parked on the second floor scrambled to propose to me. I was so excited. Brother Hua goes upstairs while his sister is talking.

Sister turned her head as she spoke. No one found Brother Hua upstairs and pulled him back.

Brother Hua: Sister, do me a favor. Snacks are on me tonight.

Sister: Don't seduce me. Sister, I haven't seen any storms. Don't do that, you child. Why don't you ask her to come down?

Brother Hua: Afraid. In public. Under the eyes of the public, I am shouting here. What a scandal this is.

Sister: Then I can't help it.

Brother Hua: Here. . . A little embarrassed! All right, I'll call me out! Shout to the sky: Mix, Mix, this is Xiaohua.

Sister: Yo, that's disgusting. Nowadays, students don't just use their eyes to discharge when they meet. What's more, everything is charged and discharges at the sight of a name.

Brother Hua: Hey, nobody. I still haven't heard of it. (See the table below) Sister, it's half past ten. The light will be turned off soon. Let's bend the rules.

Sister: There is nothing to talk about, brother. Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Brother Hua: This ........................................................................................................................................................................... (left) at this time, the housekeeper also left, and Brother Hua sneaked upstairs at this time. At this moment, there was a conversation in Mix's dormitory, and Mix was taking a bath.

Girl 1 (Singing) Who do you think of when you are lonely? Do you want someone to accompany you?

Girl 2: Why not? I go to bed every night thinking about dating crazily. Alas, I am so lonely. Everyone else is in love, but I live alone in the bedroom.

Girl 1: We are all single.

Woman 2: How can you be the same? At least you can go home and watch TV on weekends. There are many lonely people like me, but few people are happy. . . . . . . )

Female 1: Speaking of TV, it's okay not to watch it, but it's sad to watch it.

Woman 2: What's wrong!

Female 1: TV programs are all the same, just jumping, playing, hugging and making love. Words are nothing more than "you love me, I love you". I envy the dead. How I wish I was happy? Is that dizzy and suitable for staring? Love you "

Woman 3: Look for it, lonely and desolate. Neither of us is happy-forever is old, why do you know each other?

Woman 2: Your grades are so good that you spend all day with books. How can you be like us?

Woman 3: Yes or no, the more books you read, the more painful it becomes. Literary novels are full of romantic sentences. Although I am a talented woman in the Institute of Light Industry,

I am extremely busy with my studies, but it is inevitable that I will suffer from lovesickness.

Female 1: Guan Guan female, Jiangzhou, handsome and beautiful, good lady, female life is like years. Man's life-chic, nothing to go out to play ball, come back to brag.

Woman 3: I don't know what boys think. Playing ball is a waste of time and energy. Finally, I'm not tired. I might as well go shopping with a girl. Very romantic, very happy, very chic. Why not?

Woman 2: That is, there must be something wrong with those nerds. What's the use of studying? It's only true if you find a girlfriend.

Female 1: That is to say, there is always a woman behind a successful man. Those men can't go there without women.

Woman 3: Yes, yes, I am a peerless beauty of Guangdong Institute of Light Industry. People who don't appreciate me are their losses.

Woman 2: I can sing and dance. I'm beautiful, too, but no one knows me. ? 6!

Female 1: Look at me, how beautifully dressed I am, but no boy appreciates me, which makes me waste so much cosmetics.

Woman 2:? Sister, the ratio of male to female in our light school is 4: 1. There are so many boys for us to choose from. If we can't find them this year, we'll get a younger brother next year.

Female 1, 3: Yes, my brother can't get married, but if he is too old, he will marry his sister.

Brother Hua knocked at the door

Woman 1: Open the door, who is it?

Brother Hua: Is Xiaoyue there, please?

Woman 1: She is taking a bath. Please wait for her. (Shouts: Xiaoyue, a handsome boy has come to see you. )

Mix: Who's that?

Brother Hua: (loudly) It was the handsome guy who bumped into you in the canteen this morning and said "I'm sorry".

Xiao Wei: Every morning, dozens of handsome guys bump into me and say sorry to me. Which one are you?

Brother Hua: He is your roommate's hometown. The handsome guy you mentioned is fatter than Pig Bajie.

Xiao: Oh, I remember, but I have something to do later. I'm not free tonight. Some other time

Brother Hua: Then I'll wait for you at the door, but I'll be satisfied as soon as I ask to see you.

Mix: No need. You can often see me on the road.

Brother Hua: But I came to see you specially tonight.

Xiao Wei: After school tomorrow, you will stand on the road, waiting for me to pass by, and you will come to see me specially.

Brother Hua: OK, I'll put the roses on your stage.

Xiao Wei: No, there are too many roses to put down. I just threw a bunch into the trash this morning!

Brother Hua: Here. . . . . . Where's my f

Xiao Wei: Take care.

Brother Hua: I really have to go. (After dinner) I really have to go. Why didn't you say "be careful on the road" to me?

Xiao: Be careful on the road.

Brother Hua: I really have to go. Why didn't you say "good night" to me?

Shaw: Good night.

Brother Hua: Why don't you agree? Say "see you tomorrow"?

Shaw: See you tomorrow.

Brother Hua: Then I'll go. (I want to knock after walking for a while)

Girl 1: Xiaoyue, how can you keep people away when such a handsome young man comes to see you? ? This handsome boy cares about you very much.

Mix: But he is too fat. Fat and ugly! It is a shame to walk with him.

Girl 2: That's right. Fat and ugly! ! Straight feeling is no different from Wu Dalang.

Girl 3: Exactly, like a dwarf wax gourd, if I'd rather jump off a building and commit suicide. Than find such a boyfriend.

Girl 1: I don't want boys who are too handsome and feel unstable. Finding someone who cares about and loves himself is the most important thing to be happy!

Girl 3: It's hopeless.

Girl 2: What a shame for girls! Either not, or find a handsome guy like Jay Chou.

Girl 3: That's right.

Girl 1: I won't tell you.

Girl 2 and Girl 3: Yeah! Long live the handsome boy! Long live the handsome boy! ! beautiful