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What is the most worrying problem you encounter when you go home for the New Year?
When I was a child, my biggest fear was that my elders asked me how I did in the final exam. It is really difficult to talk about studying after the second year, which will make me unhappy for the next year. But I will politely answer: "nothing, just so-so, the top three will definitely win." That's so cool. In fact, what I fear most is the sudden concern of the elders, or maybe the elders can't find the topic, so they open the topic to the children to avoid the embarrassing atmosphere.
Now I'm afraid of the Spring Festival. I'm afraid I don't have a red envelope. After all, I have already worked. I am also afraid to give others red envelopes ... After all, it is our custom to give red envelopes when I work, and I am also afraid that my elders will ask me what job I have found, how much I earn, where I am and so on. Then it leads to the following-if my son and daughter work in a famous enterprise, they earn tens of thousands of dollars and so on. I know I'm bad ... but there's no need to step on me like this.
The most feared question comes from a friend-"You are fat, how come you are fat again? You were not so fat before. " I know I am fat ... stop poking me in the heart, I know I am ugly. Stop poking me in the heart. Let me stay at home for dinner and watch next year's play. Why don't you have a rest? It stung my heart.
Finally, the Spring Festival is over. I hope everyone can have a quiet and beautiful year.
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