Which master knows a story about telling management jokes to sheep?

McKinsey people who don't know sheep

(Is this right? )

One day, a farmer was driving a flock of sheep on the grassland.

I met a man and said to him, "I can tell you how many sheep there are in your flock."

He used satellite positioning technology and new network technology to send the information to the database of the headquarters ... A moment later, he told the farmers that there were 1,46 sheep.

the farmer nodded yes. Later, he asked the farmer to give him a sheep as a reward, and the farmer agreed.

But the farmer said, "If I can tell which company you are from, can you give me back the sheep?" The man nodded.

The farmer said, "You are from McKinsey & Company."

The man was surprised and asked the farmer how he knew. Oxford management review [oxford.icxo.com]

The farmer said, "There are three reasons for me to know that you are from McKinsey & Company: 1. I didn't invite you, so you came to me yourself; 2. You told me something you already know, and you have to charge me. 3. At first glance, I know that you don't understand our business at all. You are not holding a sheep at all, but a sheepdog. "

herding sheep (this is fun)

A girl in the city heard that the air in the countryside was fresh, so she went there to look for a job. Although she knew nothing about crops and animal husbandry, she still found a job of herding sheep. Her job was to drive 2, sheep of herders to the grassland on the mountain every day to graze, and then drive them back to the sheepfold at night. After only one day, she was exhausted. In the evening, she went to the herder and said, "I'm sorry, I don't do this job, I'm too tired!" "

Herdsmen: "This job is quite leisure. You just have to watch them!" "

The girl said, "The big sheep are very obedient, but those little sheep are not obedient at all, so I broke my legs and finally put them in the sheepfold."

The herder wondered, "I only have big sheep, but no little sheep!"

The girl said, "I don't believe you. Go to the sheepfold and order."

The herdsman followed the girl to the sheepfold to count his sheep. He saw 2 big sheep, not a few, and 68 shivering wild rabbits were crowded in the corner of the sheepfold!