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What does black and white guest mean?

Black refers to hackers and white refers to idiots who are not familiar with network technology

Let me give you a joke and you will understand after reading it

Adapted from Black and White Guest 0 points

Hacker: I controlled your computer

Old Bai: How?

Hacker: use Trojan horse

Old Bai:. 塡. 凣. punishment. 匌. 刣. Where is 凷? I can't see it

Hacker: Open your task manager

Old Bai: . phoenix. 凟. 刟. stool. Journal. 刅. Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. Cuddling. delete. Fan. concave. Kai below your computer! !

Lao Bai: There is nothing in "My Computer"

Hacker: Forget it, I haven't done anything with Daodang

Hacker: I have taken control Hacked your computer

Old Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hehe

Lao Bai: You came just in time, help me kill the virus, my computer has a lot of problems recently

Hacker: . 匌. Zang. 凣. out. punishment. 凧

Lao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install a firewall

Lao Bai: Install a firewall, eh Can't you enter?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel like an idiot

Lao Bai: I heard that you can create "viruses" "? !

Hacker: Yeah

Old Bai: Can you control other people’s computers? !

Hacker: Generally yes

Old Bai: Can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course. Didn’t you hear people call me a "hacker"?

Old Bai:. Several. out. 刂. Hit~~~`I thought it was because you were very dark. 凇. 刓. Yes. delete. 嘘

"咣~~"

Hacker: Here I go again! !

Lao Bai: Don’t you find it annoying that you come in every day?

Hacker: It’s very annoying. Your computer is the worst I’ve ever seen

Lao Bai: No, it’s a famous brand

< p>Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine

Lao Bai: Oh~~Have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where it is installed. , Nagi has been looking for it for a long time

Hacker:. List. 凾. but. row. Goodbye

Hacker: Hi~~~I’m here!

Lao Bai: I haven’t seen you for several days. Is your attack blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, it’s a joke. It’s easier to connect to your machine than mine. Don’t you miss me?

Lao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What's going on?

Lao Bai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data?

Hacker:. Liu. reduce. Convex. Congeal. 凣. What do you want to do? !

Lao Bai: Please help me pay my electricity bill this month. Kay. 凟. 凚. stool. mow. Cut

Hacker: Die! !

Hacker: Where did you die? ! ! !

Old Bai:. freeze. but. 凬. I've been out playing for a few days, why are you looking for me?

Hacker: I'm looking for something

Old Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete virus collection.

Hacker: Here I come! !

. Judgment. delete. 凵. reduce. net.

Hacker: Why don’t you speak?

Lao Bai: In a bad mood

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Lao Bai: I lost one of my Q numbers, and it contained my first online love

Hacker: It’s easy, I’ll get it back for you

Lao Bai: I can’t get it back

Hacker: Impossible, tell me, what’s the size of the knife?

Old Bai: Oh~~~~I just don’t remember.

Old Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What’s wrong? !

Lao Bai: Did you use my ID to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. stool. 勋. Fan. I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad, so I just made up a post. I promise I won't do it again next time

Lao Bai: Then no! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Lao Bai: The post you posted made me blush. This is my first time to blush. Jie, you have to make up another one for me.

Hacker: That’s right. !

Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now

Old Bai: What happened

Hacker: I went to the forum to upvote the post

Lao Bai: This is very common

Hacker: I jumped at the post and called the poster a pig as much as I wanted to, just to relieve my anger

Lao Bai: Wow, deleting is so fun. I would never dare to delete it. I would be banned!

Hacker: Yes, Cho has been banned. Delete

Old Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID

Lao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: You can say so. 凐

Old Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I’m bored.

Old White: Ha, I can do this too!

Hacker: You can do it too? !

Lao Bai: Yes, it will go dark as soon as Jie is turned off. Gaw. Don't. letter. Just. Punishment

Hacker: Get out!