3 funny humorous jokes

Selected 3 funny and humorous jokes

1. When the monster came, Wukong needed to help Tang Monk put on makeup and change his appearance. He asked Bajie to go and make some wet mud, but Bajie spent a long time looking for it. I found only mud but no water, so I thought of using urine instead.

When Wukong found out, he ran over and roared: "Idiot, I want to use your pig urine again now, be careful to smoke the master." ?

Bajie: ?But, senior brother, look, there is no water here. ?

Wukong thought for a while and said: "Then use mine!"

Bajie retorted: "That's not possible, your monkey smell is even greater, the master will Can't stand it. ?

While the two were arguing endlessly, Monk Sha came over with a bowl of wet mud and said: "Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, look at the materials, I have already prepared them." ?

Wukong was puzzled: "Brother Sha, haven't you had prostate problems recently? It hurts like hell even when you pee. This is really embarrassing for you." ?

Sha Seng was always honest and replied without thinking: ?Senior brother, thank you! Thank you! I dare to urinate! I have been abstaining for three days and this is my diarrhea.

2. 1. Your name has its owner, and I will replace it with others.

2. The mental hospital is your place and you decide.

3. I had a cold and wanted to go to the hospital for a shot, but I heard that the doctor was nicknamed Grandma Rong, so I decided to prescribe medicine.

4. I want to drink the northwest wind, but my mouth is too cold to open.

5. Don’t think that just because you are thin can hide the fact that you are thick-skinned.

3. The cobra said to the krait: You wear a gold ring every day to show off your wealth, but in fact they are all fakes with zero gold content. Be careful when the anti-counterfeiting office comes to your door.

The krait said to the cobra: You wear a pair of contact lenses every day to pretend to be polite, but in fact you are very vicious in what you do. Why are you embarrassed to talk to me?

The beautiful snake said to the rattlesnake: If you come out and shake your tail, I will tolerate it. You also set a monotonous ringtone, which is simply unpleasant. Cancel it quickly.

The rattlesnake said to the beautiful snake: You hang out with beautiful women every day and do bad things. I don’t know how many people have fallen into your hands. One day you will be punished. ;